Rubyrose99

16391 pts · July 23, 2018


How. Do you keep bacteria. On/in bleach.

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... so dinner with both, I'm reading?

16 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd remake this meme but I'm not here to sympathy farm. TLDR my social relationships aren't exactly thriving, but I don't hate myself and therapy is once every 2-4 weeks instead of weekly. I'm big jelly of you Gwen

16 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm kinda jealous

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah. Purty nonetheless 🥰

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You go'a li'l yellow on you

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't knock his training regimen, it's beyond freaking working. Something tells me you wouldn't want to take a serious punch from this guy

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm in this exact position replying:
Hello little transgender woman on my phone!

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At fucking work, bro? Fuck. Yeah.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And the other one was a German dictator. (And also all that above too)

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This guy has huge banana bread at work energy

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Didn't think i was going to cry before I had my morning coffee but here we are

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I once saw John Wick write 3 essays on a bar napkin... with a pencil. A fucking PENCIL.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Congratulations, yall just earned yourselves another pain in the ass" was such a great mic drop

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I've spent too much time pitching up and I have found i cannot pitch back down anymore.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I had one of these, I feel like I would spend more time outside. I mean, I wouldn't actually go outside, but I feel like I would.

1 week ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

I was onboard until I saw the pubes.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Always upvote Yukko!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm proud she's my senator. I know she's on my side but I write to her anyway and her office always replies

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, to be fair if you've read one label, you're halfway to a million already.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So satisfying that i'm surprised it hasn't gotten taken down yet

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never did understand this, agree

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh. My. Thor. He DID look like an old, decrepit Waldo didn't he? You know. Before he died.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I heard he pays people to play video games for him and pretends to be good at them.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was fine until she rang the bell. Where tf these tears come from

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also, the storm that did this was hanging out at my house all night, the day of.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And plenty of biblical equivalent of curse words if I recall

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's Fold the rest of the owl to me over here

2 weeks ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

no no the trick is to drop the parking lot into a pile of rice and it will dry out

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I remember green Lego being basically impossible to get in the 80s and 90s

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0