SamStrawbs

223 pts · December 1, 2019


Motorcycle rider / ethical hacker / video gamer / photographer / diver / sometimes target shooter / sysadmin - I'm all of them.

I just picked up the combo, and Mrs. Strawbs and I loved the signed hardbacks from your secret stash, the stickers adorn my work laptop! All the love!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yooooo! @USKillbotics I love the hardbacks I got, been waiting for the graphic novel to drop! Which version should I buy?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hell yeah!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody wants it, not even his wife! . Hahaha. Wait, Let me laugh even harder Hahahahahahahahaha get fucked idiot.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes yes, and not only that, they were beaten up on the way out. Pretty badly too. In fact, some of them died from their injuries. - then they were ground up into a fine powder. Torgo's Executive powder. It's got a million uses! - Hubert Farnsworth.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tinker bell is mad af she's not blessed with the Jessica sized boobs

3 months ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

Try reading deeper. They mentioned healthcare being free to the patient at point of care. - go to the docs, don't get a bill. Yes, it's covered by taxes, fine by me. I'd much rather my taxes covered that stuff instead of tax breaks for billionaires, overblown military budgets, etc etc

3 months ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Ngl this is fire 🔥

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahahahahahahaha - Fuck Putin, Slava Ukraini! And as a sidenote business daddy can get fucked too.

4 months ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

haha oh wait, they were serious? Let me laugh even harder again! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuck Putin! Slava Ukraini!!!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Hahaha ha, oh shit! let me laugh even harder. HAHAHA HAHAHA!!! Fuck putin, Slava Ukraini!

5 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Fantastic work. Can't wait to see what the next 6 months will bring!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Words!? We had to kill each other with hand painted pictograms!

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That turnstile tho... Go on bro, try it, see what happens. - gets ready to see him in the next idiots of imgur.

6 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Rangers lead the way, or something... Idk, my brain is soup rn.

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You got this! Wobbly steps forward are still progress! Keep on going! We support you every step!

8 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I say hell yeah too!

9 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No spicy foods, no cannonballs! And if you're laying down drinking a beer, please for the love of God, rest the can on your chest or genitals!

9 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The escalator is out of order, it has temporarily become stairs. Sorry for the convenience.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me too, I'd fucking sticker bomb everywhere! Along with on my car, my motorcycle, and my gun cases.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

All the love and support for you dear. I Always upvote Ashley. Keep being the beautiful, nerdy, inspirational person you are.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same. (although, not your wife's phone. Unless...)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The red lips and makeup, the super hot blue latex, and the catwoman outfit, plus a harp playing super skill, you're all that, and a bag of chips as some say.

Save for the new version and we'll love it just as much, maybe more, who can say?

Still, have a wonderful birthday! Watch out for batman!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0