ScottBendixen

10 pts ยท December 26, 2014


The literal 1" the train moved is what was trapping him?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's not wasting tax dollars lol

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Til 34b is a "killer rack"...

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Crash into it with a truck, load entire glass case in bed of truck, plasma torch it at home for the win. Owned.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Citizens of America have decidedly not done anything, they don't care, they don't protest in support with enough numbers for anything

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's almost like times change and reasonable people realize and accept that...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

What about someone initially acting like a lunatic would make most people decode confronting them is a good idea? They could be insane. Lol.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Like a miniature Chelsea Peretti.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fairly blatant rip off of Chelsea Peretti's style, even the religious stuff...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Like why would someone attempting to be a child star lie about writing her own stuff? Unheard of! Oh wait..

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is the joke that she's not funny and using the whole deadpan comedy that loads of other comedians have done for years?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Birds don't "get laid" jackass.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How does a fat ugly whore, who is only known for having a cock shoved in her mouth online breaking anything?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nothing like being a creep, weird, old dad...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kids; when you realize you'll never be rich.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You forgot the rape and forced attire.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fat 6 packs are weird.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your town is overrun by hipster idiots.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puppy? That dog is at the very least nearly a year old, fact.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're sister is a sucker.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Iphones suck, note 5 and s6 DESTROY every iPhone that exists in every category.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

When something fake happens and you use a Simpsons photo for fake Internet points.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So you're gay and pretending to be straight trapped in a loveless marriage and this is a burn on your wife? Lmfao

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This sets the mood just Reich.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're ugly and your raunchy twat is gross mate.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a lawsuit

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

America is sort of voting the opposite of 'pedro' #Trump2016

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol, they're so torn up about it too

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weird! Like Copa cars break the law by having red and blue flashing lights that cars can't have, it's almost like they're considered diff!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now show your income taxes

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