When I pull into a parking spot in between two cars.
12
2
545
Can't tear away memories.
28
9
59
MFW my biological mom says she'll be my mommy
12
9
1004
When Jon Stewart was young and played professional soccer: he did not skip leg day.
10
5
319
Aren't they?
1
10
42
Girlfriend wants to know what I want for my birthday today.
24
6
270
When the girlfriend tells me her parents are out of town for the weekend.
26
5
210
When it's 20mins past my cake day and I realize I need to post a cat.
18
11
313
Pro soccer player in the making.
23
3
209
Final assembly for Russian cars
69
4
296
Giada De Laurentiis is a Great Cook
69
19
6224
If you're ever having a bad day, pick up your dog and
16
7
173
There is roughly 90 percent fudge in this.
22
11
81
MRW someone asks what that sound was when I shart during a Starfleet meeting
3
2
318
When you're trying to lift that last bag of groceries for one trip.
16
10
490
Coming home early from school and mom and dad weren't home yet.
28
7
304
The Onion gets it.
16
9
41
Dancing on a full stomach.
29
7
1230
When my girlfriend and I go into Chipotle while on a diet.
24
18
3852
How a fight in Canada goes down!
7
6
6390
Lego heads...nothing but...Lego heads...
22
12
171
"I'm a travesty of evolution."
16
6
94
"I'll be hunting for pineapple sal-AHGH!"
7
6
64
Bladder Stones
16
8
738
How I feel when I talk to automated phone services.
14
11
604
What it feels like to start a group text.
21
19
10299
First night when your girlfriend visits you at college.
73
17
570