ScottsAlive

1642 pts ยท September 10, 2013


Oh yeah, sure, stuff goes here!

Drink...drink it..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, what? People go on the internet...and lie?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And that priest was Albert Einstein.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it was supposed to be something akin to a battle boat, Ralph's art makes it appear bigger. They shrunk it for RotJ.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Now you can go out and thumb-bang some ladies!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*"Hotel California" in Spanish blares*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Big butts so what!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you don't cheat on a train conductor.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh lord heaven knows, my hands are going down below. Way down below.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They are a bit related if I remember correctly.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If you imagine all the talk between Al and Peg as dirty talk and foreplay, the show changes a bit.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Jizz wailers!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jizz waivers!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because they're in the right lane already. Also, the speed limit is set for ideal conditions. If it's not ideal, you don't go the limit.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

That's a throwback I haven't seen in a long time. I will hunter2 you in the hunter2ing face.

11 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

HAMSTERS DONT SHARE FOOD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You must work with Rachel Green.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some paste Hank Hill's head to Bill Murray's when he's doing the leg foot skip thing in the early part of the movie.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You need to google Mechwarrior and take a solid day.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That cat's name is Bruno I bet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That turbo is turbroken.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That turbo and turbroken.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Haha my recent trip to the dentist said that my wisdom teeth are impacted but can be removed if I want. Guess what option I went with.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Just press two for a while!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need a slow-mo version, or at least a WASTED!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But why is the mom in their bed and not on the couch or guest bedroom?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"How far along are you?" "18 months"

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I hate when people call him a Muslim like its a bad thing. Imagine if we started using the word Christian like it was a bad thing.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 4

"Kaz, I'm already an angel."

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0