ScrapCode

43756 pts ยท March 10, 2015


It's crazy to think that the person who has control over the nukes can't even buy a gun because he's a convicted felon.

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

not if I reduce my equation

4 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So, if I get someone pregnant I gotta kill someone is what I am getting from this... OR if I kill someone I need to impregnate someone

4 days ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

you have greatly over estimated my childhood organizational skills... or even my adult organizational skills

6 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

sometimes you had to write a code down of a piece of paper and remember where you put it and hope no one threw it out or spilled anything on it.

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

do they call themselves log cabin party cuz they're a bunch of Uncle Toms?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*shoots you with radiation guns and watches your flesh melt.* "I crave the certainty of steel"

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

ok so it all starting when some anorexic cancer patients asked some space frogs for drugs and the frogs said no.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Remember that Achilles is originally freaking out cuz his sex slave got taken away. Then he freaks out cuz his gay lover is killed.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I have never wanted to kill something more then when I lived near a farm that had some of these things. Every fucking morning EEeeEeEEEEeeeEEEEEeeee! Could hear them from a mile off.

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The good news is that experimental aircraft can't be used for commercial purposes at all. Meaning they can't have paying passengers and they must be clearly labeled as experimental is a prominent place. So, the likelihood you ever get in one without knowing is pretty much 0.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

yea, you can get crazy with experimental air craft. Jeep headlights for landing lights sure, snowmobile engine np, go nuts! I once saw a video were a guy used spoons as door latches and it still got certified.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Axis is my guess antlers have that really vertical U shape with big bases. Hard to tell based on the video but they seem on the larger size which would also fit Axis deer. They seem to small and antlers are way different from Sika as well which is the other, other deer that keeps spots into adulthood.

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

This reminds me of when CIS was big and ppl thought the bullshit that happened on the show was real tech. Apparently when ppl got selected for jury duty they started asking if they were fans of the show cuz if they were they expected things like picture of the crime through an enhanced reflections off the screw of a license plate.

3 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

she just gave birth like 2 weeks ago (might no be his but publicly they're saying it is)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

platonic wife sounds like an asexual (but not aromantic) couple or something along those lines. (There's probably already a word of this)

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"He likes it, look, he's come back for more"

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He died doing what he loved, insisting he knew better than everyone regardless of the evidence to the contrary.

1 month ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The goddess Kuan Yin gives it to the monk Tripitaka cuz Wu-Kong wouldn't stop killing humans, the final straw was him killing 6 bandits. (to be fair the humans were all being real dicks though) He then got tricked into putting it on himself by hiding it in a hat that they said would let him recite scripture without having to actually memorize it.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

maybe, maybe not, or maybe only "technically" based on which rumors you subscribe too

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They could be saying they're a rock from Wisconsin...

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Vintage Story is so good basically "mid-evil mine craft" with a nice bit of cosmic horror on top. Add some mods in there and it's even better.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't threaten me with a good time

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"Let's see who you really are" *pulls off gasmask* "Hey, this is just three generational traumas in a trench coat!"

3 months ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Pfft, nothing slamming my face against the door while holding a plate can't fix.

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

he's gonna have to pivot to being a Roblox content creator/admin

4 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What do they call a banana and do they have banana anana smoothies?

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

How fragile is this? Could it handle being picked up and moved around a bunch?

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the start at the door part was funny and would have been fine if it had stopped there. He pushed it way to far though and she is clearly fucking pissed by the end. Gotta make that content, though, I guess.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I learned as a kid/teen that if I talked about sci-fi/fantasy, video games, or model kits, I'd 100% just be ridiculed and ostracized. As a 40 year old I still really only talk about these things to "safe" ppl. I am trying to get better about owning my hobbies, but I can see the "ok, weird-o" looks I get from ppl when they're not into that stuff if I am honest when asked about my interests.

5 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0