SimpsonsReference

3556 pts ยท June 9, 2017


I never create work for anyone else. Part of my job is providing updates on projects and housekeeping type shit. Unnecessary to send on Fri

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 8

I did it more at my last job where my manager was not cool. "You need to work more" were her exact words. 70 hr weeks, I was burned out.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I used to work a thankless job 70 hrs/week. What was sad was not seeing my family. Got a new job better company for less pay, $ not worth it

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't create work for anyone. Mostly just answer questions that were sent to me at 4:59pm on Friday afternoon

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I like logging in so my jabber status shows green

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I thought he was wearing a tiny little pope hat in the thumbnail

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pizza delivery gone awry

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Vera Bambi for research purposes

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vera Bambi

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Homer, this is God....frey Jones

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

When you can't quite migrate off of legacy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ol razzle dazzle

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Don't know why you're being downvoted, that's absolutely true. They did not invent any of this, just repackaged it to make it look pretty

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Then I got hiiiiiiiiigh

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Yep!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Come on back. I just had some bomb Korean bbq off of Bradshaw.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Look.. Can someone just tell me how to make money online??

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Had geese as a kid, can confirm. They would hiss at us. One bit my brother, and our dad chopped its fucking head off. I wasn't even sad

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They ripped off that sketch from Mr. Show. Search for 'Pallies'. Way funnier

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Did you use your fists, or an accessory like a bat or chain?

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The franchise wars were hell on all of us

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You're a good boy, I'm proud of you

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

More like butt nut and squash...amirite??!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aww, but the stump is the best part!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Russell Crowe, is that you?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait a minute, there's something bothering me about this place. [looks around] I know! This gay party doesn't have a fire exit!

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