SlasherQuan

32049 pts · April 22, 2017


That's the thing though it was eat that or be forced to eat the turd and people were like. I guess I'll take a turd over a less appealing sandwich

5 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Absolutely not -42 for that comment 🤦🤣😭

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thief!!! Sigh I put it on the wrong comment

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oops I meant to put that on the reply below this where everyone was doing opposite of cock block

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It looks like it worked. I'll let you know when she opens it.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I ordered a physical and digital copy but I want to send a copy to a friend but I don't see an option to do so.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Next thing you know they'll start arresting people " just touring the capital building".

2 weeks ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

They absolutely don't want Canada to be a part of the US. Just about every single instance of them doing something like this is an attempt to split Republicans and Democrats from working together. If Canada joined the United States as a state, a colony, whatever they would if inevitably get voting rights and the Republicans would never win an election again. They don't even want one of the places that's already a state to get voting rights for the very same reason. Canada would get riding rights

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

#8 OCD it really be like that. Like all the time and it's really really distressing.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

C*nt shunt

4 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 47

Thank you for acknowledging the terrible burden men bear. Kinda /s and kinda true just different and wildly different about aging.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

A lot of time they donate in ways that allows them to still control the money.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol I was like wow he voiced the crypt keeper, I never would have thought.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really wish this was followed by /s and that I felt like it wasn't literally what is going to happen.

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Not cut into triangles scandalous

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Happy 4th

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

If you put there of the chick hieroglyphs together you get uwu

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And if she's beside him in the car who's taking the picture and why are they looking the wrong way

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was thinking it was cute until it took every sweet old person is secretly a possessed demon from every horror movie turn at the end. It was one second from them looking into the camera with that insane unchanging stare.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He will be posthumously pardoned regardless of who is in office and it will never be the right time to look into it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What did she say?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ghost Writer

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Also they wouldn't enrich uranium. They threw away the deal for free to later pay for a worse one that they had to fight for.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean when I say I don't like a country I don't mean I don't like the ground it exists on. Currently I don't like the government and a large percentage of our population. I still love the land though.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we're using DND stats he's mortal so the highest he can have is a 20 even a god would max at 25. To roll your stats you'd roll 3d6 giving 3-18 range so congratulations you have at least 1/10 his wisdom. Your wish is my command.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

But how much extra was the mustard? Twenty, thirty billion dollars? How much was the ballroom like just 1 billion SMH damn libs or something probably /s

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I think you mean *don't* do these things

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Mine was probably before this but when they hit a female reporter and said they didn't even though it was on tape.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What if they have a pointed stick?

3 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0