SleepySlothasaurus

4991 pts · November 15, 2014


Feel free to message me, unless you're terribly creepy then perhaps not. Well, I suppose even if you are terribly creepy but you're also entertaining it wouldn't be too particularly awful. Basically what I'm saying is don't be a cunt. Yeah, that's pretty much it — don't be a cunt. I also really like sloth gifs. http://i.imgur.com/AzdVQeG.gif

The discussion I have to have with my ovaries every month as I approach my thirtieth birthday.

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For my cake day I give you my favorite sloth gif... so far.

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And the battle begins.

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How I feel after spending my entire day off watching my three godchildren.

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Home sweet home.

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I, too, would be plotting revenge from the shrubbery.

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It only happens every single time.

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Ah, sweet, sweet nostalgia.

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Poor adorable bastard.

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The mere concept is a terrifying threat.

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How my family imagines I spend all of my free time now that I'm 30 and still single.

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Damned anxiety trolls.

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MFW someone I haven't spoken to in four years finds me on Imgur.

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