SleepySlothasaurus

4991 pts · November 15, 2014


Feel free to message me, unless you're terribly creepy then perhaps not. Well, I suppose even if you are terribly creepy but you're also entertaining it wouldn't be too particularly awful. Basically what I'm saying is don't be a cunt. Yeah, that's pretty much it — don't be a cunt. I also really like sloth gifs. http://i.imgur.com/AzdVQeG.gif

I always put Christmas lights up outside every year, but that's mostly because I can't decorate inside or my cats will just eat everything.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well now I'm left wanting to hug a stranger; two things I'm generally opposed to on a fundamental level.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hadn't until just now! Holy shit!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I told you it was unholy!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A fatty lump between the skin and the muscle. It pretty much looks like people getting globs of chicken fat removed from under their skin!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is cute! I have 16lbs cats swatting at an 80lb dog for whining...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you go watch the lipoma removal videos on youtube? That's just unholy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have to admit sometimes they have higher expectations from one another than I do from any of them.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dogs discipline my cats and my cats discipline my dogs; it's a self governing society that I just provide the supplies for at this point.

10 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

For me it was five years on February 2nd... and by year three I was pretty damn used to it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, I think I've seen everyone there is on Youtube about them. For some reason they're fascinating to me, lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, if you look them up it's insane! If you have artistic abilities and want a job you can do from home though it's probably a great idea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Christine? The elderly woman? But that was a replica she commissioned of her grandson who is still alive but moved away. Still sad though..

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually they do! Some people buy the reborn dolls with a dramatic crying expression. I'm not sure why you'd want that but some do I guess.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

YES! They are fascinating and oddly depressing when you see the attachment some people form to them. I suggest watching some!

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The picture really reminds me of those damned reborn dolls. They're terrifying but I watch every documentary I find about them.

10 years ago | Likes 86 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes, You're Right.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I can't tell which is more off putting the condescending sentiment and delivery or the font.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

This show became even funnier to me after living in a small trailer park in southern Ohio.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Most aspects of life make me anxious, it's only my deep seated belligerence that gives me the appearance of being a functioning adult!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha, I had to quit that job before I lost my shit and ended up fired. Now I foster and rehabilitate out of my home, sometimes do hospice.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did scream at a man until he nearly cried over him signing over his 13 year old dog because she wasn't aggressive enough with strangers.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I did for a brief time! It was too stressful and I kept wanting to bludgeon strangers or possibly strangle them with my catch pole...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's right, I was born to pay bills, have severe anxiety, wrangle stray animals out of the roadway, and then die!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, it was winter in Ohio and I just assumed that creature didn't belong out there, haha.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's an abyssinian kitten... still pretty fucking adorable though.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

When I was a teenager I found one that was lost and wrestled it into my house not knowing what it was, turned out to belong to a neighbor.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really appreciate the level of obsessive efficiency this post displays for some reason.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0