SlickWithaLimerick

53728 pts · March 1, 2022


The most depressing part for me is, that even if we succeed and the fascists are thwarted, this bullshit will reemerge in a few generations. When i was young and naive I believed the internet would be the tool to educate humanity. I was fucking WRONG.

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In the last year I had to put 2 dogs down after 14 very good years. This has me watering up. My vet sent us little puppy pins with angel wings.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Way to enable it by letting trump win.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

George Lopez is laughing at other peoples jokes. He very famously steals content.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enjoy not having any. Miserable prick.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Somebody is going to Bangkok.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He might have a cat allergy, I do and it's like cats can tell and want to be my best friend anyways.

6 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Dream job? I don't dream of labor.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I managed to rescue Saul by stealth killing every enemy in the Raffen Shiv compound. It must have taken me over an hour.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got 100% of the achievements because I can't put the damned game down. I"ve beaten it with all three origins.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Let's fight social.media with MORE social media. Delete your accounts. Life is better without them.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The vesel with the pestle and the flagon with the dragon¹

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You get that username by slamming your stupid face into the keyboard? Maybe stick to doing that.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way buddy, these guys clearly represent to PEAK of humanity!

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are you comparing both World Wars to this Iran bullshit? How smooth is your brain?

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I was in the pacific timezone, so I saw the second plane hit live on tv, had to go to high school, and managed to not have a single class with a TV cart. The rumors were wild and nobody seemed to know what was happening.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One eye fishing, one eye lookin' for worms.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What a grand and intoxicating innocence.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A silver spoon full of emeralds.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same effort they put into pretending child sexual abuse doesn't happen.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a provo truck, that's ramp slang for provisioning truck. They are box trucks on scizzor lifts. Full of Ice, drinks and foodstuffs to restock between flights. Source: I was a ramp agent for Southwest a long time ago.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call him fat. Call him weak. Break his fragile projection of power.

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Better than my hovercraft. It's full of eels.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You tellin me that whole siberian orchestra is trans?!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Could have bailed out the homeowners, the banks would have gotten the money anyways. But nah, heres a blank check as a reward for corruption.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It listens to Nickleback

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Rigga please

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Go fellate a boot somewhere else.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fine with me. Better than most of the shit my tax money has been going to under this shitty administration.

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0