SmallStrawberries

379 pts ยท August 12, 2014


Forever a lurker. Stealing all your memes. No one knows you have crippling social anxiety on the interwebs.

Damn. I understand that mess. My mom just foreclosed on her home she bought in 2007. Paid 120k for house worth 67k now. Damn housing bubble.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wait, really?

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

^^This^^ Between that and that disgusting aelge bloom it's almost like the state government is trying to kill them all :(

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ooo good advice! That feeding thing is gonna be tough to remember ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just got my first Golden puppy three days ago. She is so much derp. Best decision ever lol. Any advice?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elizabeth Warren

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm in pace and your name seems very familiar

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pace!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hospital and she had an underformed epiglottis. She wouldnt be here today if the military didn't teach him cpr. I immediately learned it too

11 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

My husband did this with our 3 day old daughter. She choked while nursing 3 times and he saved her life. We were able to get her to the 1/

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I'm just over in Pace :)

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Last I heard they suspected he had a heart attack while in there so he couldn't just "get out of the sauna"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She may have been microchipped.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Or...you know... slipping and falling to your death.

12 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

Thank you for this!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

In the United States they do.

12 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

He is now cringing with regret over this post.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Super Plot twist: OP is my husband of five years and this is the first I am hearing of this. whatthefuck.gif

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Even the moose is like "heeeey sexy".

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey I'm just in Pace!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fat people = Boomers.

12 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

But usually they don't give him 20 off. It's usually 12.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband is in the navy and I can confirm. It's 30 hours with no sleep. Sometimes more.

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Because its better to have a toe-thumb than no thumb at all. Just think about how hard life would be without your thumb.

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Whew! I'm so relieved that someone else noticed that. I was starting to feel weird...

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

'Turn Down For What' DJ Snake and Lil Jon

12 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Woah...

12 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0