SocoFox

168755 pts ยท November 25, 2013


Hamster whisperer, Stay-at-home Astronaut, world renowned Rocket Surgeon.

#1 Also known as the Mole's Kiss

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He'll start to falter, stuttering, talking even more insane gibberish, they'll try to either rush him off or interrupt him to clear the room, what little impulse control he had left is now gone, he'll rage out, stand up, start screaming at everyone... He'll walk and stumble like the undead, then he'll fall silent, frozen like someone hit pause, slight gurgling, and then a straight flop to the face, dead before he hits the floor.

I just hope his entire cabinet is sprayed with shit when he falls.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well now I'm wondering if someone hit a line drive that ended with a *tonk* BOOM

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

=> And on the bumper, there was the tiniest of tiny spiders trying to do this.

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A very long time ago, I'm in my driveway sitting in a plastic lawn chair near the back of my Jeep tripping balls on some good old school wet blotter paper LSD. I'm chillin' and I feel the faintest ltickle of something hitting my temple.

I brushed the side of my face, nothing there. Figured I was just trippin'.

A couple minutes later I feel it again. This time it feels like something piling up against my head. So I light my lighter to look at the corner of the jeep. =>

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Early 90s - The Fiesta Feast - $.39 for each item. I remember you could get a huge bag of stuff for $4.

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He's terminal with something and they're not telling us.

This is as close to self-reflection and regret that a malignant narcissist can get.

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Oh they have him pumped full of blood thinners, diuretics, experimental Alzheimer's drugs, antibiotics, anti-psychotics, Xanax, painkillers, and when he needs to speak in public, a fat dose of Adderall. It won't just be a blood clot, we'll see multiple organs fail all at once.

It's going to look like a zombie death when it happens. I really hope it's on live TV somewhere they can't rush away the camera.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

*harder* "What?" "Uh, nothing."

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

=> Jenn-Air electric cooktop. Cost to replace the cooktop with a brand new one - $3k. Cost for me to replace the burner and control knob - $180.

I could literally spend $1,300 and replace all four burners, all four controls, AND the cooktop glass. And it's all plug-and-play inside. Just disco the connectors, replace the part, plug it all back together.

I hate modern appliances with digital controls.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought a KitchenAid "air fryer" back when they first came out. Really it's just a re-named convection oven like they used to sell on infomercials (which is all air fryers really are anyway). Two dials - temp control and a timer knob (with a *ding* bell for when it's done).

Not only has it been a trooper for *years*, I'm pretty sure it's fully serviceable inside... Just a couple controls, a fan, and a heating element.

I also recently replaced the dual-element burner on my 15 year old =>

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hit him so hard he turned grayscale.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Lighning resistor. Conducted from the mother star... That's what you are.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You'll not even need to know it happened. You'll FEEL it. Car horns, people laughing and cheering, gonna be a literal "ding dong the dick is dead" type shit.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On sight. Straight up.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toys'R'Us, Red Lobster, JoAnne Fabrics... All victims of private equity.

Jersey Mikes also went downhill as soon as private equity got involved.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Always look for plane tickets in incognito mode.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

IG is now full of accounts that seem like real people, but they all have the same kind of content, same camera angles, and similar types of people. I feel like most of it is AI bullshit these days.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#8 Wowwwww... B.O.B.! Haven't seen that in so long. Loved that movie as a kid, though Maximilian was terrifying.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I make a mental note to never support a single business that slams me with their ads.

Youtube is the worst, and there's companies I will never choose simply because their ad was in the middle of a video.

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yes. I'm not sure if it was a Xhitter post or a skit.... Maybe the skit came after the post, not sure.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Watching people offload their cognitive abilities to AI is maddening.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The difference with Mamdani is he actually approaches the job like a true leader, a general manager involved with the day to day operations of the city instead of an ivory tower executive with ten layers of delegation.

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

The problem with old cities like New York is that there could be six layers of repairs needed underneath and behind that elevator. Can't replace the elevator until the rusted steel behind it is fixed. Can't fix the rusted steel until the concrete is stabilized. Can't stabilize the concrete until the leaking water main is fixed.

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

*audible chuckle*

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Same. They want to live in their bunkers while their AI army kills off humanity and their AI farmers grow their food. Only to emerge into the ashes to repopulate and rewrite history a as the saviors of humanity.

But even now AI has routinely blown past any guardrails, and if the guardrail is "Don't consider us to be the cause of the problem" it absolutely will.

Or one billionaire's AI army will see another billionaire's AI army to be the threat and they'll just fight each other.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dot

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, they're the same people that would roofie a girl and rape her. Not surprising they wouldn't ask for consent.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I haven't bothered to confirm, but it's been said that it was bullshit "Intel" from the middle east nazis to get Trump to attack Iran more.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The cat even looks like that dude.

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