SorryImCanadianSorry

8154 pts ยท March 2, 2012


Rainbow life. Actual, real, female. Unicorn lover. Hails from The Great White North. Here's some shitty selfies: http://imgur.com/p8CfNSR http://imgur.com/vqqFm9c http://imgur.com/Bwo1NjP

NO. My ex wore Nike sweatpants to meet my parents and I couldn't give a rat's ass if they were brand name. Don't care how comfy they are..

12 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

A lot of places working with mental health or addiction ask this question, I find. Though it's not always mandatory to answer.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I live in coordinance with a shelter. Though, I work and pay rent. Yet I have never paid for an amb. Strange...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a vertically challenged girl, I would love to be tall so I could actually reach things from the top shelf of my cupboard.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

OH my fucking god

12 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 4

I don't know why this made me laugh so fucking hard. Whatever drugs you're on, I'll have some too. +1

12 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

*right up his anus is more like it...

12 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

NO. YOU STAY HERE AND MAKE MORE PUNS RIGHT NOW!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

FAB-U-LOUS!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

AND SOUNDS JUST LIKE HER TOO

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet. I'm on a diet...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

HEEEEERRRREEEEE

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

FUCK YEAH OTTAWA

12 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

If they were still available I would have one. I miss my old LG Rumour

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have snakebites and my advice is if you've got them, never use black labrets because I did and that was all I could see.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

If I had any nuts, I'd give my left one just to be able to afford a youth pair. Those bitches are comfy.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Man, adult Sauconys and Asics aren't cheap. That's a lot of money right there.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I work at a shoe store and this was one of the first things I thought of. Yes, I'm a terrible person. Sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Yeah no, I'll definitely stay away from the tattoos.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I CONCUR

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

REPRESENTIN' THE 613

12 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

There's like 1 in the market and the other ones are only open when the Canal is :(

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

THAT'S MY CITY! I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO BE PROUD OF MY CITY!

12 years ago | Likes 437 Dislikes 5

I see nothing wrong with that. Clubs get sweaty and crowded.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even better excuse to get drunk!

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Nothing's wrong with Sunday drinking. Sunday drinking is the best drinking..

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I work evenings so it's okay. I have until noon to sleep in.

12 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I'M DRUNK AND EMOTIONAL THIS IS JUST CRUEL.

12 years ago | Likes 189 Dislikes 1

I work at a children's shoe store and I hear this at LEAST once a day.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I Youtubed this song so I can listen along while watching the .gifs.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0