Stanistani

241384 pts ยท March 25, 2013


Waffle Hinting since '92!

I saw a co-worker get fired in 20 minutes. He was shown how to work a particular machine. First step was to remove a linkage device not needed for that particular output. He placed it in a wastebasket next to the machine, instead of on the shelf above. The janitor came by and emptied the trash, because the garbage truck was coming down the street. The trash went out. The supervisor came back, and saw the linkage was gone. The device cost more than my monthly pay. *fired*

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Yes.

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Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

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If you show up to a staffed Amtrak ticket window with cash, they will sell you a ticket.

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We need about 600 congress reps to bring power closer to the people. Senate? 1 per million people. If your state has less than a million people, you get 1.

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Of course, once you get in a war with Canadians, remember they are famous for having clauses in war crime law written because of their lovable shenanigans.

I support Canadian sovereignty.

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Two guys came up to me and one circled behind me, an obvious mugging coming. I started screaming that the trees were going to eat me. Loud, untethered from reality gibbering and crying, spit flying, arms and legs flailing. They ran off. Always be crazy.

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Charlie, on the other hand, was a beacon of kindness and civility. A true William Zantzinger for our time. He will be missed.

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That was probably the payload, huh @OP?

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The years just keep on coming, don't they?

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I am advised by counsel not to be specific. However, it was not during the day. I have only my own memories for a reward, and no other evidence. I do want everybody to know I had a lot of asparagus before.

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The Vietnam War was fought by draftees - conscripts - forced to go or face severe consequences. Those who tried to be conscientious objectors were persecuted.

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So at some point, an unmarked van will pull up, and masked men with no badges will handcuff him and take him somewhere? While people go on about their business? What a fucking shame.

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Talent and practice for many many hours.

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You shouldn't show these. I was born in 1954. I'm a survivor of this era. Everyone felt they had to host a cocktail party once a month, or have a potluck. These things appeared.

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There are several ways that could have gone so, so, wrong.

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My Dad had a 1969 International Harvester Travelall, with an all-steel body. Around 1980, a Porsche skidded out by our home, and slammed into it, destroying the Porsche, leaving the driver stunned in the wreckage but otherwise unhurt. While I called an ambulance and the police, Dad came out of the house with a wrench, a ball-peen hammer, and a bucking bar. Right in front of the dazed driver, he removed the front bumper, hammered out the dent, replaced the bumper, and went back inside.

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Legend has it that when IBM sold Lenovo to China, they stipulated that they sell at least one nipple model at all times.

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#10 It's an Apple phone charging on its side. That puts it in standby. It will show the time. If you swipe it, it shows the calendar. Probably playing music to airpods.

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I've done Rush Limbaugh's.

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Newt is 83.

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Nice payload. The two things are not similar at all. Suicide is violence.

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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." --Oscar Gamble

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Start over.

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The minimum wage 10 years ago: $7.50
The minimum wage right now: $7.50

So no, that's not the problem. Corporate greed and not taxing billionaires is the problem.

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Well, you CAN, though.

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I go by von Bismarck's axiom, that real action will come from 'some damned foolish thing in the Balkans.'

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I really don't think Donald Trump is capable of playing the harp.

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#8 Just some good, clean, 'armless fun.

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