SternLecture

383 pts ยท November 2, 2013


not very far because they wont have enough air for their greedy lungs

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i gave you those grapes! i have many more in the fridge you selfish jerk!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i like smoked cheese. it makes me wonder if people who dont like it misunderstood and tried rolling some stilton in a joint.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

damp jeans that they impatiently took from the dryer top early

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i get this. i think she is funny but i also have very little tolerance for cringe and get embarrassed for people.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

please dont be a concentration camp one

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

can i adopt a baby ai and only feed it books and music of my choosing. keep it in a box and ask it questions about math and beastie boys lyrics occasionally.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i see an f14 tomcat

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha he was so good as the mom. at times i forgot it was louie.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

did you watch baskets?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#15 that dog has real life green stink lines

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thinking about getting in porridges and gruel.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this some random weirdo walking up to someones bike and doing this?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

saw these dorks in polar express

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

same. came here to learn.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it takes longer to make the salamis the ship rolls on than the ship.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tomorrow me

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

haha. i just always think of concave is like a cave hollowed out and convex is the one that sticks out. I guess mine sucks because it depends on your perspective.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

so this is what would actually happen if fry irl ate that truck stop bathroom egg salad sandwich.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is a simple non alcoholic punch when you want something fancy-ish?

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

why do we act like speaking in public is a normal thing everyone should be good at instead of horrible anxiety inducing nightmare. watching biden was painful. i found just watching john Stewart clips of him i was actually covering my eyes. it was horrible. choosing between a compulsive lying fascist and a guy who sucked at a debate isnt hard.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

canadian foul language is beautiful. worlds best.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good memes. i feel seen. sad for us but love us too.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

if the dentist got just the right angle they could see themselves reflected in it. they would still try to have a conversation with it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is well said and expresses my feelings as well. I also used to think it is your duty as a voter to be informed and that included watching the debates. really though there was never a decision for me. i just need to vote for the guy who isnt going to destroy my right to vote in the future. BTW anyone watch triumph the insult dog video talking to undecided voters. i recommend it.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i must be obese because it was like thats a focaccia or panini sammich.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dude needs some ice

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