Strawb77

164 pts ยท August 11, 2016


piss artist more like

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet there is less urine in it than your average pool for people.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My dog thinks I'm a tosser.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this why you have incredibly weird dreams if you eat cheese at bedtime?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't care what sex it is, I find it strangely erotic. If it's a guy, I'm going in dry!

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dunno, the woman's rictus grin betrays genuine terror (or possibly not)

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For fucks sake man

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What, tell it that you just want to be friends?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is hella impressive tho

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The loser cruiser.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They are doing this to find out what their own arses taste like- they can't reach them themselves.

7 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

Of course you do- or kick the snow off, smh..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Optimists believe we live in the best of worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true..

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The guy washes it off

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*Bangs head on desk*

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2's really good.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this still makes me piss myself six years later- but that smile..

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incredible effort, very well done!

7 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 1

A quick google (I didn't kno what a bayonetta was either) shows that hair and/or clothing is optional.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He forehead will be his backhead before too long

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks real sweet but a closer view of the case would be good

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had this shit at school so I punched the fucker out and what happens? I get sent to reform school :(

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is almost as weird as chicken teddybears

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

easiest way to deter trick-or-treaters is to buy a load of sweets- especially if they are ones you don`t like [note to self]..

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm teetotal but drooling..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

cont.. so is it a steam game or a uplay game? i bought it on steam so i didn`t have to use f-ing-uplay but i had to install uplay to buy it

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i bought eagle flight on steam they sent me to uplay to validate it- its now in my steam library and my uplay library but both play on steam

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i love this site

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0