3728 pts ยท April 22, 2014
Lurkin' and Jerkin'
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I haven't pooped since before thanksgiving. I am concerned.
Happy Bakesgiving!
She's well on her way. We already worship her.
She is!
Sorry. It's not Scientology. There's no way I could "accidentally" join something as well known as that. :)
Basically. Except they don't say you'll get rich, they say you'll be happy/receive salvation. That, in my opinion, is MUCH worse.
I was only there for a 1yr program. They offered me a position to stay, but I turned it down. We parted amicably. Not very exciting, I know.
This. This most accurate response to the sjw I've seen yet. I wish I could give you more upvotes.
My state college had a Pride Alliance that didn't allow any allies (heterosexuals).
Mine brings bad luck to my wallet. Damn cat, always destroying her toys!
When drinking vodka and fighting bears isn't enough of an adrenaline rush anymore.
Am I the only one who looked up and watched that porno?
How long do you think we can keep it at no points?
Same to all of you posters. I love every single one of you shits.
Same rumor here in Georgia!
I was going to post the same comment!
As much as we complain about having to work holidays, we really are happy to be able to help.
24/7 Emergency veterinary clinic--Merry Christmas! (Ps. Keep chocolate out of dog's reach. I'm tired of seeing you shits.)
Can confirm. I got stung in Georgia and my entire left arm swelled up.
I still drive my '94, named Incitatus. 250k miles and still tanking along.
99% certain that girl is Sasha Braus.
Thanks for the tip (how often do you hear that phrase?). I'll do that from now on!
This is exactly what happened.
it was "slimy and gross". My room mate had to explain to the woman that she had been helping her dog masturbate. 4/4
"rubbing" himself on the furniture. She tried to "help" him by attempting to pull the fleshy appendage but had stopped because 3/?
helping him masturbate. 5/5
it was "slimy and gross". My room mate had to explain that this was normal for a male dog and that the owner had been 4/5
"rubbing himself" on the furniture. She tried to "help" him pull the fleshy appendage out, but had stopped because 3/?
something fleshy was protruding from his genital region. She also thought it could be a parasite because the dog had been 2/?
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I haven't pooped since before thanksgiving. I am concerned.
Happy Bakesgiving!
She's well on her way. We already worship her.
She is!
Sorry. It's not Scientology. There's no way I could "accidentally" join something as well known as that. :)
Basically. Except they don't say you'll get rich, they say you'll be happy/receive salvation. That, in my opinion, is MUCH worse.
I was only there for a 1yr program. They offered me a position to stay, but I turned it down. We parted amicably. Not very exciting, I know.
This. This most accurate response to the sjw I've seen yet. I wish I could give you more upvotes.
My state college had a Pride Alliance that didn't allow any allies (heterosexuals).
Mine brings bad luck to my wallet. Damn cat, always destroying her toys!
When drinking vodka and fighting bears isn't enough of an adrenaline rush anymore.
Am I the only one who looked up and watched that porno?
How long do you think we can keep it at no points?
Same to all of you posters. I love every single one of you shits.
Same rumor here in Georgia!
I was going to post the same comment!
As much as we complain about having to work holidays, we really are happy to be able to help.
24/7 Emergency veterinary clinic--Merry Christmas! (Ps. Keep chocolate out of dog's reach. I'm tired of seeing you shits.)
Can confirm. I got stung in Georgia and my entire left arm swelled up.
I still drive my '94, named Incitatus. 250k miles and still tanking along.
99% certain that girl is Sasha Braus.
Thanks for the tip (how often do you hear that phrase?). I'll do that from now on!
This is exactly what happened.
it was "slimy and gross". My room mate had to explain to the woman that she had been helping her dog masturbate. 4/4
"rubbing" himself on the furniture. She tried to "help" him by attempting to pull the fleshy appendage but had stopped because 3/?
helping him masturbate. 5/5
it was "slimy and gross". My room mate had to explain that this was normal for a male dog and that the owner had been 4/5
"rubbing himself" on the furniture. She tried to "help" him pull the fleshy appendage out, but had stopped because 3/?
something fleshy was protruding from his genital region. She also thought it could be a parasite because the dog had been 2/?