SurealMaster

116 pts ยท August 5, 2017


Yep it was latex, nice... Keep up the sexyness level 300

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I bet the next one is... Latex again.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The pic for the start of this gif looks like fisting

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sad but true

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I just fell off my fucking chair

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After a hot curry I don't have any taste buds left!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whilst sitting down flex that muscle like 30 times then try holding that muscle for longer but don't over do it.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When you go to pee try stopping mid flow and you'll feel the muscle that does it inside, then work that muscle when you don't pee, anywhere

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Work on your muscles down below not only can you stop mid pee, you can also shoot harder!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Yeah they can turn all the windows black so the passengers can't see UFO's or impending doom. Great.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah for real you should just ask him what's up, in a nice way, oh and check yourself, maybe the last few days have been busy.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

List can go on... Make sure you both agree on a safeword if engaging in BDSM play.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ohh shit, don't mind me... Just spreading insecticide... This isn't my field? Fuck!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always upvote glossy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fucking lol!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Africa don't need money, and another thing, why do we still have water aid? It's like ten years old, every year, water aid. Fuck off.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Coz we don't, don't give a fuck

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So go ahead and talk about shit

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Generation strange...

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I always up vote glossy

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Kind of yes and no, not sure where your from but the cops in the UK are pretty happy to see that you where being responsible.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You Sir, like me have a very awesome SO! And don't listen to these people on here, your respecting her privacy and I am behind you 100%

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Lol I can imagine, I have been unfortunate to see some myself! Wait until the day image search can match them to their faces...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Urgh... That must be atrocious.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2) find a new girl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why would it make you a creep to know what this is? Is she thinks that you are a creep then either 1) you are one and embrace it or

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This shit is the shit

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0