TankTrain

11889 pts ยท December 31, 2017


I'm a freight train!

Sure. It's pronounced, "Fuck off, cunt."

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Killer crocs on the NSW Victoria border? You're dreamin, mate.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only time I've ever experienced a Muslim saying anything radical was about 15 years ago at work. He was a young guy. Probably early 20's. I can't remember what he was saying, but about 4 or 5 of the older Muslim guys who heard him sat him down at a table and spoke quietly to him for about an hour.
After that, he pulled his head in.

Oh! That's right! He was saying that women must wear a burka. He tried to quote the Quaran to the older guys. It turned out that they knew it better than him...

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I actually support this. I think more things should be renamed to the "something of America." Every lake should be Lake America. Every mountain should be Mt America. Every town should be renamed to America Town. Every street should be America Street.

"Where are you?"
"America Street."
"Which suburb?"
"America."
"Which town?"
"America Town."
*sigh* "Look buddy, do you want the ambulance or not?"
"...This is all Obama's fault..."

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yep. He was in at least one episode.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That woman at the end had very surprised eyebrows.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol. This is the kind of shit that even Tom Cruise would find cringeworthy.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Legend says that the car is still going, even to this day. Travelling from town to town. Solving crimes and breaking hearts.

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha! What a comeback!

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I remember the controversy when they started making Tonka trucks out of plastic instead of metal. It was huge!

To be fair, I was maybe 12 at the time. I thought it was a massive controversy.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The forgotten and the purged.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhh! It's a secret! ;)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They do have the whole moon of Titan as their fortress monastery. But I guess it's not technically a home world. So you're technically correct. (The best kind of correct.) They don't recruit from the population. They get their recruits from the black ships that scour the galaxy looking for psychers that get fed to the Astronomican.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That was in older lore. It may have changed since the story has progressed and the great rift has opened.
But it's 40k. If you sneeze in the wrong direction, execution. Or they turn you into a servitor if they're feeling compassionate.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's always been my head cannon for the Raven Guard and the White Scars.

"Yeah, cool book. But we're just gonna go do our own thing..."

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone remember a few years ago when they opened a new light rail line on the Eastern side of Central Station in Sydney? (Heh. Probably not.)
They had to close it again after about a week. It turned out that they hadn't zigzagged the overhead. This meant that the carbon strip was only wearing down in a single groove, and when the tram stopped, the panto had the potential to weld to the overhead line.

If only they had looked at the heavy rail overhead less than 50m away...

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Well yeah. That's a blue heeler. They'll fight a bull if they're feeling frisky.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I drive trains and I'm a fat cunt.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's ah, that's an interesting username you have there mate.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I've heard that the reason churches don't have to pay taxes is because the money they receive from donations has already been taxed.
Which is fair. Double taxing something is not right.

However, any money they make that isn't from donations, eg: Rental incomes, asset sales, shares, etc, should be taxed. (In my opinion.)

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just head up the aft access of the poop deck.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You just made an enemy for life.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not in Australia.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe if the Signaller STOPPED FUCKING AROUND!!!

Train Drivers and Signallers are natural enemies.
Like Drivers and Guards.
And Drivers and Station Staff.
And Drivers and other Drivers.
Damn Drivers! They've ruined the railways!

1 month ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

"Wow! That's a pretty impressive title. What's your speciality?"

"...Corpse-Starch."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Adeptus Mechanicus Gastronimus.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sigh. The internet has really corrupted us all.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Are you positive?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0