TapiocaMartini

74375 pts ยท July 6, 2017


I really have to poop. nothing special here. Just wanted to let you know.

This new season of twisted metal looks fun

1 hour ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He does it to women because a man might smack him in the mouth, and he's waaay too much of a chicken shit for that.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#31 same situation. 5 years in now

8 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He probably doesn't realize the other ones are not originally American. The tangerine traitor and everyone is his cabinet are really, really dumb.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aaaaaand thats the one we were all waiting for, lol.

9 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And yet Obama was very "racially divisive" for Republicans. The funny part is if you ask a republican what Obama did to be "racially devisive" you get crickets, because they can't just discuss their racism out loud.

9 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#21 okay, is she tiny, or is that a BIG birb?

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If he died like this on tv, do you think they would show it? How would maga deal with it if trump died like this on tv with how "big and strong and tough"

11 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe thats why we all lime memes so much

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One of the best investments I've made is that bug-a-salt. Except I made the mistake of bringing it to work where they're are waaay too many flys and my guys proceed to shoot each other in the faces immediately.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I was more freaked out about the speed. I didn't realize it was sped up and was like OOOOOH SHIT YOU'RE GONNA CRASH! Then they returned and my butthole puckered up.

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I used to live in Colorado where these things fly around in flocks. They don't poop little white drops like normal birds, they shit man turds. Like when one hits your car you hear it. It took so long for me to figure out a hobo wasn't standing on my hood and dropping duces on my window when I wasn't around.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any time I see someone start talking shit about socialism vs capitalism I'm going to send them this. Nothing this stupid would happen in a more socially minded country. When you let greed rule this is the kind of shit that happens.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many of those sailors and soldiers vote for the same republicans that kept them in this stupid war when November comes?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this against like all the hipa laws?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#20 at least they're patient.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yoooooo that kid is waaay too young to be married. Holy Mormon batman.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is a strong #2

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not talking shit, but does anyone else remember Artie, the strongest man in the world?

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ma'am, please put your pants back on. I'm pretty sure what you're about to do is only legal is Texas and San Francisco."

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand how everyone isn't saying that to trump supporters every time they defend his dumb ass. It would be undefendable for them. It would destroy people's brains trying to figure out how to make this contradiction not make them sound like an absolute hypocrite.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#10 it would definitely be cheaper to just hire another guy.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't understand this. Why would the leadership put the pickup instructions in Spanish for an English majority crowd? How would they even know what to buy? Nothing about this makes sense. Kinda sounds like bs to me.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is america. Only mediocre white men are protected from harm here.

4 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Do any economists want to pipe up and explain what will happen to an economy built on buying power if people no longer have the ability to buy anything?

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0