When you ask your girl to be more assertive in the bedroom and she ends up being stronger than you thought
"Well, what are we waiting for?! Go get it some!"
We've driven them to madness. God help us all.
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Every day we move further and further from God's light.
Tennessee isn't exactly prepared for this kind of weather.
Finally went down the stairs into my apartment complex. Saw something very upsetting.
In lieu of recent controversial religious posts, here's a pretty cool, non-controversial one.
Trust no one, not even no one.
When you ask your girl to be more assertive in the bedroom and she ends up being stronger than you thought
Browsing user-sub right now be like
Just a quick PSA.
>tfw that long-legged dame leaves me for some two-bit highballer with a silver spoon in his mouth
As someone who has been pressured into watching it a lot by his friends...
Dog falls for nine seconds trying to shovel grassy lawn.
When you reveal to your MMORPG buds that you're just a dude playing with a female avatar
Going to hell for this one.
"Hello"
Booty Call
"Wrong hole!"
I definitely didn't plan this at all!
Whoa dawg, sweet backflip. ✔✔
My favorite PBF's
SJWs vs. MRAs
With Fallout 4 coming, let's not forget the oft-forgotten masterpiece that is New Vegas.
For my cakeday, have some gifs of my grandma's new dogs
So apparently "Friendship Magazines" used to be a thing in the 40's and 50's.
Good lord, that's morbid.
War is hell.
Ha ha ha...Hahahahah...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I'm not a very giving person.
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She told him it was just a handy tool to have in the kitchen, but he nevertheless felt more than a little bit threatened.
If the whole Presidency thing doesn't work out, there's always a career in education.
For God so loved the Elmo's World
Awesome Zodiac monsters by Damon Hellandbrand
FUCK YO SNOWMAN
Farewell.
Two of the weirder Christmas traditions...
ill bash ur fokkin hed in i sware on me mum
Booty had me like
Maybe our patron saint isn't quite the freewheeling, adventuresome type we thought he was.
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Yes, yes...let the hate flow through you...
I'm so sorry, Santa. I've failed you already.
Well that's not even fair.
"Cats always land on their feet."
The relationship between me and my Facebook wall right now.
Here's a real unpopular opinion.
It's the first day of Thanksgiving break, and I just woke up after pulling two all-nighters.
When you stop the microwave one second before it finishes
That is one agitated loaf of bread.
MRW I'm a driving instructor and my student driver is speeding toward a crosswalk just as Nicholas Cage is crossing it
MRW I see posts on the front page everyday talking about "updates"