Fellow Americans, don't forget to vote in your local elections today.
Years ago my sister and I went to King's Dominion. Probably my favorite photo of us.
I thought I had seen most of it, but you guys are sharing some really fucked up shit I'd never seen before.
Waking up for work in the morning like
When you finally become an adult
Happy birthday to me. No cake, no party, friends are out of town, and I gotta work tonight. Just me and you, user sub. Here are some things that make me smile.
Idiot here...
Everyone I know does, so I've never told anyone until now.
Just laying in the sunshine
Hopefully Sea World makes some major changes!
I did a quick spank and crank, and when I closed my incognito window these guys were judging me
The face when somebody is in the kitchen making pizza rolls.
Homemade waffles and maple syrup that will make you say, "Oh god yes, just like that." And then make eye contact at the breakfast table uncomfortable
Whenever I try to post something front page worthy
Haters
What would you imagine?
MRW I message someone on okcupid because I think we would be an amazing match, and they never respond
Was searching boobs on google images when...
Enjoye your chortle