759840 pts · November 15, 2017
I like cats and terrible puns.
“But when I do it, it’s cute.”
Yes. If you’re off by 1 mm, you ruined it. Again. Like you always do.
How often does she get the brain cell
It’s literally a sign telling you (and showing you) what used to be there.
I’m not terminally online enough for this shit
Not only are those degenerates playing sports that I never actually cared for, in fact I even mocked them when I wasn’t watching just to ogle the athletes, but on top of that, they have the gall to tie for fifth place! This is an outrage, or at least that’s what the yelly man on TV says!
The only thing he should be putting his name on is a gravestone
The big orange baby isn’t known to accept “no” for an answer. Best of luck with the follow-up.
As a cis man, I can tell you that one of those categories is less likely to wash their hands after they done their business. 🤮
Uo yours, sand!
What do the Irish know about being colonized by the worst wankers in existence?
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
I can’t -> I cannot -> I find myself unable to can
Lemme guess… Parti libéral?
Pourquoi?
Did Joanne post some crap again?
Public transport is awesome when you don’t live in a shithole country. Look at Japan.
You should talk to your ratto about their gambling problem
That’s an unfair comparison: pigs are empathetic
My kids can be annoying nitpickers and, honestly, I couldn’t be prouder.
The dragon stays silent for a moment, the it reaches into its gold pile and throws a few pieces towards the bard. The dragon speaks: “you may leave now, with your lives. The bard can come back any time.”
Touch da moni
Third world countries aren’t big on education, let alone sex education. They want their population ignorant and docile.
Shut up. Shut THE FUCK UP.
If I, a true alpha male, am not purely logical, how do you explain this hole that I just punched in the wall?
At least he has the decency of being dead instead of being very much alive and spewing hatred on social media
Did you remember to take your ibuprofen this morning?
Ah yes, Not-Poilièvre
“But when I do it, it’s cute.”
Yes. If you’re off by 1 mm, you ruined it. Again. Like you always do.
How often does she get the brain cell
It’s literally a sign telling you (and showing you) what used to be there.
I’m not terminally online enough for this shit
Not only are those degenerates playing sports that I never actually cared for, in fact I even mocked them when I wasn’t watching just to ogle the athletes, but on top of that, they have the gall to tie for fifth place! This is an outrage, or at least that’s what the yelly man on TV says!
The only thing he should be putting his name on is a gravestone
The big orange baby isn’t known to accept “no” for an answer. Best of luck with the follow-up.
As a cis man, I can tell you that one of those categories is less likely to wash their hands after they done their business. 🤮
Uo yours, sand!
What do the Irish know about being colonized by the worst wankers in existence?
Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?
I can’t -> I cannot -> I find myself unable to can
Lemme guess… Parti libéral?
Pourquoi?
Did Joanne post some crap again?
Public transport is awesome when you don’t live in a shithole country. Look at Japan.
You should talk to your ratto about their gambling problem
That’s an unfair comparison: pigs are empathetic
My kids can be annoying nitpickers and, honestly, I couldn’t be prouder.
The dragon stays silent for a moment, the it reaches into its gold pile and throws a few pieces towards the bard. The dragon speaks: “you may leave now, with your lives. The bard can come back any time.”
Touch da moni
Third world countries aren’t big on education, let alone sex education. They want their population ignorant and docile.
Shut up. Shut THE FUCK UP.
If I, a true alpha male, am not purely logical, how do you explain this hole that I just punched in the wall?
At least he has the decency of being dead instead of being very much alive and spewing hatred on social media
Did you remember to take your ibuprofen this morning?
Ah yes, Not-Poilièvre