TheMellowPeril

759840 pts · November 15, 2017


I like cats and terrible puns.

“But when I do it, it’s cute.”

5 hours ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

Yes. If you’re off by 1 mm, you ruined it. Again. Like you always do.

6 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How often does she get the brain cell

21 hours ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

21 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It’s literally a sign telling you (and showing you) what used to be there.

1 day ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I’m not terminally online enough for this shit

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Not only are those degenerates playing sports that I never actually cared for, in fact I even mocked them when I wasn’t watching just to ogle the athletes, but on top of that, they have the gall to tie for fifth place! This is an outrage, or at least that’s what the yelly man on TV says!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only thing he should be putting his name on is a gravestone

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

The big orange baby isn’t known to accept “no” for an answer. Best of luck with the follow-up.

3 days ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

As a cis man, I can tell you that one of those categories is less likely to wash their hands after they done their business. 🤮

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Uo yours, sand!

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

What do the Irish know about being colonized by the worst wankers in existence?

4 days ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 4

Who controls the British crown? Who keeps the metric system down?

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can’t -> I cannot -> I find myself unable to can

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Lemme guess… Parti libéral?

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pourquoi?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did Joanne post some crap again?

1 week ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

Public transport is awesome when you don’t live in a shithole country. Look at Japan.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

You should talk to your ratto about their gambling problem

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s an unfair comparison: pigs are empathetic

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

My kids can be annoying nitpickers and, honestly, I couldn’t be prouder.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The dragon stays silent for a moment, the it reaches into its gold pile and throws a few pieces towards the bard. The dragon speaks: “you may leave now, with your lives. The bard can come back any time.”

1 week ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Touch da moni

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Third world countries aren’t big on education, let alone sex education. They want their population ignorant and docile.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Shut up. Shut THE FUCK UP.

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

If I, a true alpha male, am not purely logical, how do you explain this hole that I just punched in the wall?

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

At least he has the decency of being dead instead of being very much alive and spewing hatred on social media

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

Did you remember to take your ibuprofen this morning?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, Not-Poilièvre

1 week ago | Likes 101 Dislikes 4