TheRelaxer

-44 pts ยท April 6, 2016


Stick with it. I was the same. It gets better and after a while you'll love it and want to read the trilogy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he read the gravestone in the last pic.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have bad AIDS

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck more women.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a stupid bitch. The kid needs to be taken off her and given to people who'll look after him properly without trying to make him a girl.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 16

I have been that drunk before. It looks pretty funny to me.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I bet she has an incredibly tight minge.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

If you say you could care less, it means you care. It means the opposite of what you're trying to say. It's COULDN'T care less.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do people like that want to tell others? Who gives a shit? Try having something else to tell people that is actually interesting.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't know about any of you guys but if I had the opportunity I would happily fill her full of jizz.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

What about all of his photos? You did rescue those didn't you?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Love your body? Are you fat or something?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

The small fish doesn't look so well as its swimming upside down.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

His girlfriend is as ugly as fuk. Disappointing.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

I hope she got an instant lifetime ban.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well look forward to a life of virginity. Come on man, get some friends, go for beers, have fun and talk to/have sex with women. Easy & fun.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's ok. You're just being a white knight because of her birthmark. If she didn't have that you wouldn't have noticed her.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

You forgot defiantly instead of definitely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start then you limp wrist.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 7

No

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I wonder what he can squat?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine having sex with a professional athlete would be incredible. I'd probably be knackered first though while she could keep going.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You said earning the money was addicting but surely you meant addictive? Do Americans not know the word addictive or something?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are you saying that? Do you not realise it's a satirical piece? Oh I guess not. That's probably why you work in retail.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 37

How come you used the word addicting instead of addictive?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

How is it possible to be best friends with someone and not know what their sexual preference is? You can't be very good friends.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She needs to start squatting. She has no legs or hips.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Why say you're bored? Why not just find something that interests you? If you say you're bored, it means you're boring.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Funny but the punch would've had no power anyway as he was leaving all his body weight behind.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In gif 2 there's a moment where he lives his head exposed. The opponent could have killed him but doesn't strike.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0