TheSilverToaster

1281 pts · April 5, 2015


Already dead in an infinite number of alternate universes

MRW someone asks me to retract that bit about their cunt fucking kids

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 3343

I thought I made a friend

Points 34
Comments 14
Views 1213

Don't insult the brain

Points 67
Comments 14
Views 2523

MRW she's being passive-aggressive after the breakup

Points 11
Comments 4
Views 460

Phone dumperoo while I take a dumperoo

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 340

My mom just discovered my great grandfather’s medical history from WW2. It was an interesting discovery...

Points 48
Comments 12
Views 2045

Sure, let's keep this rolling

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 2

I turned eighteen today. Asked my mom for something special. Mom delivered

Points 60
Comments 17
Views 18

Merry Christmas and happy holidays from a boy and his dog!

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 22
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