TheSilverToaster

1281 pts · April 5, 2015


Already dead in an infinite number of alternate universes

I knew the first reply to this would be exactly this comment and I accept my fate

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Jeez guys you don’t need to put an apostrophe before every single s

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just in case anyone doesn’t know - Clickhole is a parody/satire news site. The article is fake

7 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

around that, the girl is blind. The relationship would be wildly inconvenient if the girl could see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like with all due respect, it’s silly to say that there’s no reason the girl should be blind. Medusa turns people to stone. In order to get

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah no you’re right let me just *never lay eyes on the person I love*. The girl being blind means they don’t have to worry about that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yah but again: The girl being blind makes the relationship a perfect fit because then they don’t have to worry about the girl... yknow Dying

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Which is why the other girl is blind. It’d be tough for medusa to have a relationship with someone who can see

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

Or maybe y’all just grasping for straws? She turns them to stone cause she’s gay and they bother her. She could still turn a girl to stone

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Thank you. The argument that the G stands for graphics and therefore it’s pronounced with a hard g is silly and quite a reach

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Ive been saying good yard around my friends recently. They’ve all asked me what it means and I just look at them and say, “It’s a good yard”

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Well the sunrise will be approximately a fourth of a day after midnight, so this kid is right

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love his energy in Carly Rae Jepsen’s “I Really Like You” music video. He just looks like he’s having an absolute blast and it’s so fun

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To build on the other guy: centrifugal is a “phantom force.” It doesn’t exist, but it’s used conceptually to help describe centripetal

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

The former is his twitter handle, whereas the latter is his Reddit handle. Two different usernames for two different websites

9 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Air drag is a function of velocity and cross-sectional area tho, so mass shouldn't factor into air drag

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hit me up my mans

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went in and the dentist said he could do it in 5 minutes. He yanked those boys out and I was eating solid in 2 days. I had great timing

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The other one needs to shit

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm not a fan of him, but he's earned every bit of my respect as a person. He seems to really enjoy his work and is a good dude

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Exactly this. The increased melanin that causes darker skin is an adaptation from hotter regions of the world, where there's more sun

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

That's what I was thinking. I don't know what I'd do in this situation, but moving on is likely the best choice to keep out of the way

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You know it!

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Well if it's mint it's vape

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I agree. I watched the ad before I read an article on it and I thought it was actually pretty nice.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Or A New Hope Opera

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

To be fair so does Spider-Man, but somehow he can see through that shit.

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

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