TopFlightSecurityOfTheWorld

68 pts ยท September 23, 2015


OP means "Peeing right after masturbation"

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Thought his back left paw was his balls

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well @JohnJohnNomNom can make it 25 but I'll pass

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't even buy 42

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If she's 42 then that makes me 12

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How dare you say that and not cover it in sauce?!?!

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Wedding Crashers

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Rectal Neurologist

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dizzy dot

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

????????

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Department policy

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I played little league with the "ghost" that laid him out. Now he plays football for the Baltimore Ravens

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lafayette

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did I just watch a full NASCAR race?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's Jackie Chan's 62nd birthday today

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Why would you just throw that poor innocent taco?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Damn nature! You scary!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Aren't you a cop in NO? I think I saw you on A&E's "Night Watch"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shwing

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If those pins don't say p.d. It's the precinct number

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Don't worry my fedora will protect me

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0