TorresaurusRex

381 pts ยท June 25, 2016


I dunno. I'm an asshole that hoardes milkshakes and plants. I have three cats? that's about it tbh.

-he turned out okay. Sorry for the long message!!!

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- until I tossed food on the ground and I reached in and nabbed him. Chances are he was in the engine for at least 10hrs so I'm amazed-

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- I heard the crying and asked for the keys since they weren't allowed to get it out (boss' orders) and a flashlight. He wouldn't come out -

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My fiance texted me after work saying they think there was a kitten in his coworkers engine so I drove over there and just waited until -

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooh so scary behind a keyboard you're really hurting my feelings bud. Get over it.

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yeah well I can't get coverage for orthotics! take that!!

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please do it'd be so cute!!!

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his name is going to be crabbigo and the cactus will be named Montoya

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omg yes thank you

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other than thay, they live just fine if they don't go into the Death Tank. but he's big enough he should do just fine c:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-instead of an aquatic or semi aquatic plant...I dunno if I really need more lol

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I have a 15gal tank full of cacti and succulents already and I wanna buy an aquaponics tank to have a pet crab and put another on top of it-

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next to Fatty. oh I named them all btw, I'm sorry haha. helps me keep them separate.

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There's Horus and Mickey who take up about 10% of the tank alone but they're all fine. that's where Rudy is going but in an empty space-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

radius from her. Dottie does the same thing. Lettuce, Leafy, and Woody are all succulents and take their own corner and are happy. Then -

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depends. I have a tank with my oldest (3-4 yrs) but Leslie, the biggest, tends to take nutrients away from everything closer than a 1" -

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best. compliment. ever. thank you!!! I'll tell him c:

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-can howl like a beagle haha. he's a little bit of everything

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yeah you do! he's a mutt so he's got all sorts of weird features, like cattle shepherd freckles and a german shepherd shaped head, plus he-

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bout knee high and 60lbs, so not too big :)

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...money, I'm more concerned with the fish's safety. okay, rant over, I am so sorry omg

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...and that no you absolutely cannot put a koi in there because it's prettier, and no I won't sell you a fish just because you're offering..

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...is one of the biggest annoyances at work. then you have to argue that a betta bowl is only meant for a betta when it has stuff in it...

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THANK YOU FOR THIS. THANK YOU SO MUCH. the amount of people that want a giant koi or goldfish in an empty betta bowl "for decorating"...

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yeah I just got that omg I'm so sorry

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