Torsten88

1430 pts · January 26, 2017


Retail Manager, fun-loving nerd of most things. And animals.

Same!

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a straight man, damn that suit is fine!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Someone remind me, what’s minimum wage again? …Burn it all down.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am a music director at a Lutheran Church around Central Ohio. The congregation as a whole cannot stand this man.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

… Can we bring back the guillotine’s already? For Christ’s sake. Or whomever.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What worked for me last night: I asked my family who the president of Puerto Rico was? They didn’t know, and when they looked it up, the conversation of “go back to your country” stopped pretty quick. A rare W with that side of the family.

6 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

#4 is actually the cast of the “Mummy Returns!”

8 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

….This will become standard practice for US politicians when?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death penalty.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fortunately, both are working as intended… They were in the centralized part of the basement, on a slight incline. That was the only part of the concrete floor that looked bone dry. I should have them checked out regardless.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for the kind words!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’m so sorry to hear this. How has recovery/restoration gone?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate the kind words!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Luckily, it doesn’t seem like it… Everything seems to be working properly.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Garfield one at the end 🤣

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Toledo, Ohio. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The guillotine would be a more apt sentence.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same, same, and the trifecta: same!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I see the problem, but how’s the smell?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, this is an accurate representation of how it feels to be an American.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I’m forced to pay for healthcare as an American, I feel like this is trivial at best.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

…when is it time for a “the people”appointed assassin? I’d support this. Put it to popular vote already!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fabulous balance of silly, spooky, and sexy. +1

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One word: American.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Oh Subway, you’re terrible. And your food is terrible, too!

2 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

But in all seriousness, WHERE can I have this done??

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You’re at a point that a lot of people wouldn’t reach WITHOUT hitting rock bottom, and that’s commendable. You got this.

2 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This was a glorious, well-timed dump. +1

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*sigh* you may as well start printing and selling them, and at least make some profit off the idea before someone who actually means it does.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0