Genetics are weird.
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This is what happens when the delivery guy drops a couple cases of coke down the basement stairs at the restaurant where I work.
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One of the other cooks where I work made staff meal breakfast today...
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Rudy likes to steal Mom's pregnancy pillow.
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To celebrate my cake day here's my favorite picture of the best thing I did this year!
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Our golden retriever sleeps in interesting places and postitions
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I have a friend and we like to get high and watch videos of polar bears and other animals. I just shared this with him for future reference
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Possibly my favorite episode of The Office.
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Winter is coming
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Where were you when the drugs set in?
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I'm not sorry
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Every fucking time.
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Really glad that guy got to see the new Star Wars movie before he died...but can we talk about the woman's Beauty and The Beast shirt?
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My university commissioned the first handwritten Bible in over 500 years and the Abbot and school President got to present it to the Pope today.
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MRW I try to understand the arguments made during the Republican debate.
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Rudy the Golden Retriever
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So this happened.
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MRW I hook up with a girl and she says my thing doesn't look normal.
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A few photos from our staff tasting night for the new fall menu at the restaurant where I cook.
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Now I know why my dog doesn't play with huskies.
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MRW I hear that Honey Boo Boo is getting a new reality tv show.
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Long live Norm Macdonald
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Paraglider over Medellin
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Me to Larry Wilmore when I realize John Oliver, Jon Stewart, and Stephen Colbert are all missing this opportunity to deliver an epic rant against Kim Davis.
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MRW I'm finally watching Mad Men and I realize Alison Brie is in the show.
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I know Imgur hates Facebook but wouldn't it be cool if you could use a gif as your profile picture? This would be mine.
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So many nopes.
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MRW I realize John Oliver is on vacation and we are missing out on his epic tear down of Kim Davis.
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MRW a friend asks me if I know where she can buy sustainably harvested firewood.
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MRW scientists report there's some sort of object hurtling towards Earth and they have no idea what it is.
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RIP a pigeon who met an untimely death today in Minneapolis
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TIL this is what baby hedgehogs look like.
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So much nope.
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The thing that's depressing about tennis is, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once... they're fucking relentless!
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TIL baby platypus are called puggles
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The dreaded Minnesota goodbye
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MRW my coworker walks into a meeting, smells her shirt, and says "I apologize in advance but my dog slept on my clothes again last night."
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Sorry I've betrayed you
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Sunset was nice last night over Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis.
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Jackrabbit touchdown celebration (watch until the end)
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MRW my wife unleashed a godzilla fart during dinner last night that woke up the dog and made us lose our shit laughing
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MRW my wife and I are trying to decide where to go to eat dinner.
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Noticed this label on a package at work
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Some guy, presumably named Jeff, made the fortuitous decision to register www.jeff.com years ago.
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Few things more joyful than watching your golden retriever soak up the sun and get a belly rub from a random 3 year old kid.
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Bill Belichick reacts joyfully to Brady suspension repeal.
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Came home and found my golden retriever sleeping in a funny position. He awoke and became a more glorious doge.
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Give me your thoughts on design for new bathroom in my house.
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Sorry Mom and Dad
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My wife wants a parakeet for her birthday. I'm skeptical about having a bird as a pet. Thoughts?
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To the man I got stick behind last night driving 10 mph below the speed limit in the fast lane on the highway while staring at his phone the entire time.
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Bethel Royals football team (D3 MIAC in Minnesota) wins for best player headshots for 2015.
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MRW my mother in law calls me unexpectedly to thank me for sending my wife flowers and tell me she is glad I'm in the family.
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Today I learned the majestic pangolin is the worlds most trafficked mammal
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Book suggestions?
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