Transmogrifier

28637 pts ยท March 20, 2015


We make English muffins at the restaurant, though generally not that big.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Glad to hear you "laid some pipe".

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for my wife to come home and I'm hungry as fuck. I just had to swallow my mouth is watering so much.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) My buddies and I use it as a form of competition and camaraderie to keep ourselves motivated and workout together.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2) As a solo workout sure, this won't do much, but as part of a broader workout and diet regimen it could be good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(2/2) My buddies and I use it as a form of competition and camaraderie to keep ourselves motivated and workout together.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(1/2) As a solo workout sure, this won't do much, but as part of a broader workout and diet regimen it could be good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My buddies and I use it as a form of competition and camaraderie to keep ourselves motivated and workout together.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a solo workout sure, this won't do much, but as part of a broader workout and diet regimen it could be good.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It happened very, very quickly. Didn't realize that was a concern with someone almost entirely paralyzed.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

She nailed the senile Grandma starter pack.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Did you convert from C to F for oven temp?

11 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 1

I expected Cera.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a trend I can get on board with.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I once had a retarded kid ejaculate on me while I was trying to change his diaper. I feel like I earned the right to use the word.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's retarded

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's how golden puppies react to just about everything.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Those two things don't have to be mutually exclusive.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stolen? I thought the "RIP Mitch" was a pretty obvious credit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't think I'm ready for your jelly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't think I'm ready for your jelly.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As the husband of a 2nd grader teacher this is my worst fear.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a man I'll never understand you women.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To be fair everyone HAS an asshole. I make mine live in the shed behind my house.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If OP is hot this doesn't matter.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Of all the reposted things I see this might just be the most reposted. Somehow I still love it. +1

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who says the Ukraine is weak?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hope these become more topical over time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

I'm trying hard to not make a racist joke.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

She looks like an enthusiastic lover who'd be fucking annoying to talk to.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0