TurboVirgin

56566 pts · September 12, 2014


If you take a screenshot of this and it makes the front page, I'll probably still be a virgin.

Exactly.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Call them Headshot Headphones, sell them, and give me 20% for the name.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Catcaine aka sniff the pussy aka heavy flow aka some other stuff I'm sure.

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Upvoted for Young Justice.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Leik so ded

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And they're all caught in the gravitational pull off the middle girl's massive knockers.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eye roll.png

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

@catropis, By his logic, I've been gay since I was 7.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always forget about this and I always laugh my ass off when I see it.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What tag?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

That's clearly about a gun.

11 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 9

I think I've got a shot with this one. Less than 5 weeks to seal the deal and meet my last 2014 resolution.

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 6

That's why I never talk during sex.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Why don't I know you?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

On the contrary:

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I just googled it and she's 51. Holy. Fucking. Shit.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

First comment is best comment.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I googled myself to her earlier today.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

C-c-c-combobreaker

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

Note the username.

12 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

That was my favorite one. He wasn't in it enough. "Hey Wolverine!! It's me, Deadpool!! I shot youuuu....."

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's really good at her job. She's the only pornstar I've ever seen literally bang a dude with her pussy. She took over control of him.

12 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I'll hit your front page ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

L24 out of aZ?

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Worse than the coffee filter CRX.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell that to history. Don't ask Vietnam.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's where I used to get 90% of the things I torrented before I got on that usenet time.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just try making relevant captions so I can post about New Girl.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's what fashion designers actually call them.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1