TurkeyBaster

12406 pts ยท June 8, 2012


Sketchy AF

That game was so fun, but i also got it for free with a video card.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was attacked by a hummingbird once. I thought it was a giant bug at first

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 months to the day after new years 1990.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How many of these can i eat and not die?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where i live in Missouri you can rent a 5 bedroom house for less than half of that.

11 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

My 1 bedroom 1.5 bath apartment only has 1 window..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just bought a moped, and so far this is my same reaction

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love living here

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live in the Alabama part where people say things like "worsh" and call it "Missoura".

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The other night i shaved off my 7 month beard.. I miss it, but this moustache is glorious.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My nephew is named Porter. My sister in law calls him P-town... Just thought i'd share. Never met anyone else named Porter.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I went to McDonald's for breakfast this morning and for some reason the girl working gave me 12 packets of hot sauce for 3 sausage burritos.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a skate video intro. Everything was unnecessary. That's why it was awesome... Blame Spike Jonze.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dude, it's fully flared. It's the tits. By spike jonze. the intro and team is insane.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SPIKE JONZE!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Used to be menikmati by the way

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fully flared is and will always be my favorite.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ewan Mcgregor is my man crush.. Especially as Obi Wan, but i'm a Star Wars fanboy.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Coming soon to your nearest state fair..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Would that be like the 0.1 liter W36?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did something like that once.. I was in a cast for the next like 3 months though.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Planet Earth! A couple weeks ago i was watching that part on shrooms and found it HILARIOUS.. Then confusing and scary.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

My name is Max, and the number of people that have/had dogs named Max is ridiculous.. "Hi, i'm Max." "Oh, i used to have a dog named Max."

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I hang out with a bunch of local cops. I still get nervous when i see them in their uniforms though. It's weird

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My friend put tape over his wheely chair's wheels so we could sit in it with his leaf blower and see who could spin the longest..

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0