TwoBitGreaser

648437 pts · December 6, 2014


I work hard and I play hard, although I’ve received a letter from HR about being hard at work.

I think he already knows what’s going to happen because he’s nowhere near the edge of his seat.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Isn’t he one of the many in the Epstein files?

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fortunately never had to, but 2 people could easily right it, probably 1 if you’re pretty strong.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had a Daihatsu Hijet for work and it was awesome. Loads of capacity, quite fast off the line, ridiculous fuel economy and could fit through pedestrian entrances to work sites. Downside was any time you hit a bump or pothole there was a good chance it could flip on to its side.

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He was a regular star of the post-war Ealing comedies, eg The Ladykillers, The Lavender Hill Mob, Kind Hearts and Coronets.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, bloody ‘ell! They’re on to us.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Russian asset doing Russian asset things.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ironic that Rolf Harris was on the episode about drugs and not pedophiles.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The primary use for it is defensive planting for obvious reasons. I prefer blackthorn as it’s easier to keep in shape, you get a nice blossom in spring and you can use the sloes to flavour your gin.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Golf in the US seems to have a big overlap with MAGA. I couldn’t believe how scummy the fans were at the last Ryder Cup.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A pack of smokes can be hard to come by these days.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Sweep the roof. No mercy.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don’t like being reminded that I have anything in common with Trump, but I also don’t give a tuppenny fuck about you or your farm.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is toilet food for toilet people.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Two cold noodles coming up.

2 weeks ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

Must be some magical anti-violence melody.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I hate these bastard things. Permanently ban them I say.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Should be called ‘Pipe Hittin Bitches’.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read ‘sing backwards and weep’ by Mark Lanegan to get a firsthand account of the early grunge scene, especially from the drug addiction perspective. Layne never stood a chance.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forrest Dump

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There is so much wrong with this so I’ll stick to the most basic. Why has the spectator got a helmet but the fool operating the chainsaw in the danger zone doesn’t?

2 weeks ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

3 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Aye, it is.

3 weeks ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Kiss kiss bang bang

3 weeks ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I heard they are responsible for 64% of carjackings in the southern hemisphere.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Point of order, but ACAB is British in origin. ‘Fuck tha police’ is very much straight outta Compton though.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Take their kids into care first.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0