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343 pts ยท November 3, 2018


Provides plausible deniability for when someone notices the wet spot in your pants after defusing bomb.

4 years ago | Likes 162 Dislikes 0

They may even ask her to stay in the bedroom while you do it.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he should be proud of that likeness. I'm jealous.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pivot Pivot PIVOT

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10/10...In playing catch or kickball with people, some will stare at the ball, MOTIONLESS, as it comes right at their face.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because the major difference between the two "major" political parties is that they have different "friend" groups. Parties control it.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It is ALWAYS the best moment to stop smoking.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat doesn't want to be put into the water, but once there, she seems to dig it. Just doesn't like the shower head.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same problem with new upgrade. Vendor says that because it is a different version you have to open a new support case.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Vendor says they have now released a new version and ask that you upgrade and try again.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Weeks later, you rebuild the system from ground up with supported config, latest patches, same problem.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are running an unsupported config, please refer to the supported configuration document from the vendor.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

After figuring out how to circumvent the security problems and share desktop with remote engineer, the engineer points out...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Several days later, engineer calls and tries to setup desktop sharing with you, but your security systems block all attempts.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four hours after sending 2nd debut output: Vendor replies, we are unable to reproduce issue in our lab. We will assign an engineer.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four hours after patching and reproducing: Please send full debug output.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four hours after sending: Please apply all firmware patches, OS patches, SW dependency patches, Application patches, reproduce problem.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Four hours later: Please send full debug output.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have the whole plan, boxed stuff, changed locks, changed passwords, etc. Then CLEAN CUT. Email blocks, phone blocks, accounts/cards closed

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Totally not your fault. Sure, we can have sorrow over our lost loved ones, but when they commit suicide it was not your fault.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You may determine its location, but then neither velocity or direction are clear.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have Amazon Music in my car... would have turned on the Star Spangled banner full blast and opened the windows.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TIL how to use "YEET" in a sentence.

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Could have been worse.... teeth?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

How can you be "raised" to not pass gas? What did they do, stick a cork in your ass?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I dunno. Sarge, first the guy pissed himself in the car, then he fell down the steps THREE times on the way to booking..

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Denzel was paraphrasing Orville Hubbard and Thomas Jefferson.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Please explain "paint chips" reference?

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Neither is Virginia.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And, if people love it, you would enjoy that too.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0