UberGoldFish

16319 pts · April 18, 2011


Hello I'm UberGoldFish. I like to take long walks on the beach and play video games. If you're reading this don't be afraid to say hello!

Fucking absurdly smooth.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh please you'll make me blush.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This must be one of those assault clipazines I heard about on the news.

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

So quit judging me for buying extra small condoms, Janet.

11 years ago | Likes 1548 Dislikes 12

Fuck you I like green

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foods on sticks are amongst my favorite foods.

11 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 7

#5 just wrecked me. I wasn't expecting to feel these emotions.

11 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 1

I play with mouse and keyboard and can't complain about anything other than not being able to use pedal bikes properly.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's some nice bait you got here.

11 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

what

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The exercises increases in difficulty as they go down. The first image is all light blue and the last one is all red.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ne90keOYJG USA, Illinois. English. Male 19

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Sneaking"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ayyo. Technically in Plainfield but on the bleeding edge and I like Naperville better.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The second picture is terrifying.

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah honestly what's going on? So many downvotes on the post itself and the comments!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I was pretty worried it was koala meat.

11 years ago | Likes 163 Dislikes 0

I can show you a hotdog dinner ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

muh muh patriarchy!

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 14

But micoo you're my boy!

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's so painful to see a nice looking wallpaper only to find out it's in a terrible resolution.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

These posts hurt me on such a deep level but I just can't get enough.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

fucking shit you aren't pulling any punches OP you sick son of a bitch.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

The one with the red health bar has a chance to dodge their attacks. She dodged damn near EVERY SINGLE ONE.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I uhhh...ahem...*ʷᶦᵉᶰᵉʳ ᵇᵒᵒᵖ*

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'm glad we both had the same idea

12 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

12 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 0

I'm not exactly sure what it is I'm looking at but I like it.

12 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

Naperville

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0