UnknownCaptain

2116 pts ยท October 2, 2014


From Melbourne, Australia. Love travel, cooking and I'm always up for an adventure!

That's awesome! I'm thinking of building one in Melbourne, Australia

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Abortions for some, and tiny American flags for others!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did you know my nickname in highschool?

9 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I'm curious enough to want to see...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I went to school near there too.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Holly came from Miami, FLA

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Found the Scotsman!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a small off-duty Czechoslovakian traffic warden.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank god the toilet paper is hung the right way!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's joking here?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

On pain of torture!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We were never to bring this up again on pain of torture! Everything was meant to go back to normal. That's what the black judge said.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Choo Choo motherfucker!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well they're not going to be on your balls any more.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh thank god! I was worried about your bacon intake for a second there.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

Keep it gay, keep it gay, keep it GAY!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Experiment 228. He's coming along nicely.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just don't call him a monkey!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't you give me that look!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

12 and a quarter inches, reasonably springy.

10 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 3

Enhance!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's got what plants need?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

My underwear didn't :-/

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Dear god, no.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would like photographs. Very much. We could give you fake internet point in return.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Oh dear. This got a little grim.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't talk crazy! We haven't been sober in years. We don't plan to start just before Australia Day (Tuesday).

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mr. Zamir! MR. ZAMIR!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with extra hot spikes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...so magic?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0