Upchug

2781 pts · June 19, 2015


For what crime?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bill Clinton is no longer president though.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

You’re a special kind of stupid.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Dad’s got quite the gut on him. Pretty flabby for a guy living on tree bark, carrot shavings and body hair.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That’s no man bun. That’s a bona fide douche ball.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Am I the only one who thinks the daughter is a spitting image of Reality Winner?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“This bitch has mad-girl disease...”, cow probably.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shit, I JUST watched this movie for the first time earlier this evening.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Is no one going to talk about the fact that he cut his finger and didn’t bandage it? He just contaminated the entire dish with his blood.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I’m a guy without a uterus. The NRA doesn’t get $500 million a year in taxpayers money. PP does. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want about PP.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

“I smell like beef”

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

517482. Figure this one out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Her uncle just shut down the government.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Is your thumbnail bleeding?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last one: MFW you find out the hard way she wipes from back to front.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found the blue party.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I live in Eagle River. Come back to Alaska.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Piss. Piss everywhere.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Screw tacos! Bring back the MF CHILI CHEESE BURRITOS!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like that he blindfolded himself with her hair during first hug.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Plot twist: she was farting as this picture was being taken.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 5

Where's the ketchup, you barbarian?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm a descendant of Spartans. My culture is not a costume.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Sack 'O Sauce and Can of Meat = cramming your balls in your girlfriend's asshole while your friend's dick is in it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Fart balls? Yeah, I'll pass.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I'm high right now. Took me 5 minutes to realize that was a bandaid and not a dildo.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Kitty Foxxx?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How does one wiggle their dick?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Chelsea Clinton really let herself go...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0