2781 pts · June 19, 2015
For what crime?
Bill Clinton is no longer president though.
You’re a special kind of stupid.
Dad’s got quite the gut on him. Pretty flabby for a guy living on tree bark, carrot shavings and body hair.
That’s no man bun. That’s a bona fide douche ball.
Am I the only one who thinks the daughter is a spitting image of Reality Winner?
“This bitch has mad-girl disease...”, cow probably.
Holy shit, I JUST watched this movie for the first time earlier this evening.
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he cut his finger and didn’t bandage it? He just contaminated the entire dish with his blood.
I’m a guy without a uterus. The NRA doesn’t get $500 million a year in taxpayers money. PP does. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want about PP.
“I smell like beef”
517482. Figure this one out.
Her uncle just shut down the government.
Is your thumbnail bleeding?
That last one: MFW you find out the hard way she wipes from back to front.
Found the blue party.
I live in Eagle River. Come back to Alaska.
Piss. Piss everywhere.
Screw tacos! Bring back the MF CHILI CHEESE BURRITOS!
I like that he blindfolded himself with her hair during first hug.
Plot twist: she was farting as this picture was being taken.
Where's the ketchup, you barbarian?
I'm a descendant of Spartans. My culture is not a costume.
Sack 'O Sauce and Can of Meat = cramming your balls in your girlfriend's asshole while your friend's dick is in it.
Fart balls? Yeah, I'll pass.
I'm high right now. Took me 5 minutes to realize that was a bandaid and not a dildo.
Kitty Foxxx?
How does one wiggle their dick?
Chelsea Clinton really let herself go...
For what crime?
Bill Clinton is no longer president though.
You’re a special kind of stupid.
Dad’s got quite the gut on him. Pretty flabby for a guy living on tree bark, carrot shavings and body hair.
That’s no man bun. That’s a bona fide douche ball.
Am I the only one who thinks the daughter is a spitting image of Reality Winner?
“This bitch has mad-girl disease...”, cow probably.
Holy shit, I JUST watched this movie for the first time earlier this evening.
Is no one going to talk about the fact that he cut his finger and didn’t bandage it? He just contaminated the entire dish with his blood.
I’m a guy without a uterus. The NRA doesn’t get $500 million a year in taxpayers money. PP does. I’ll say whatever the fuck I want about PP.
“I smell like beef”
517482. Figure this one out.
Her uncle just shut down the government.
Is your thumbnail bleeding?
That last one: MFW you find out the hard way she wipes from back to front.
Found the blue party.
I live in Eagle River. Come back to Alaska.
Piss. Piss everywhere.
Screw tacos! Bring back the MF CHILI CHEESE BURRITOS!
I like that he blindfolded himself with her hair during first hug.
Plot twist: she was farting as this picture was being taken.
Where's the ketchup, you barbarian?
I'm a descendant of Spartans. My culture is not a costume.
Sack 'O Sauce and Can of Meat = cramming your balls in your girlfriend's asshole while your friend's dick is in it.
Fart balls? Yeah, I'll pass.
I'm high right now. Took me 5 minutes to realize that was a bandaid and not a dildo.
Kitty Foxxx?
How does one wiggle their dick?
Chelsea Clinton really let herself go...