This is perfect
Classic
When the invisible leash of responsibility drags me to work
So my family put me in charge of deep frying the turkey this year...
Close enough.
Merry Christmas everybody
There's something in the air at Joshua Tree that makes me forget that I'm a 300 lb man... TO THE TOP!
When I asked her if the nigga she cheated on me with is bigger
Put... put your dick in it?
Play time is 24/7 in her world