UrinalCakeBoss

1699 pts · March 25, 2014


I lost it when the guy giving the medal tries to shake his hand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's awesome. I hope it works out until you retire

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Bring out the gimp

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get the shot!

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Note to self: be more like Pete

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sounds like a good time to me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually Mexicans don't give a fuck about Cinco de mayo. Americans just use it as an excuse to drink.

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 0

Is it still weird that I want her to drag it's butt against my face?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Ooh piece of pizza"

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those drugs are still around, amigo ;)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cash is king

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, but are you O-positive?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

San Diego

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nobody's perfect

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

So where's the peyote?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

We need more!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not gay if you're having fun

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The story of how I got my user name.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pull out game is weak!

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 1

And now I hear the police coming after me

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I ain't a killa, but don't push me

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your fat made you fat

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Pineapple Sculpin IPA from Ballast Point.. Cheers!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ballast Point. The greatest brewery in San Diego

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How I feel when I'm drunk, pissing behind a dumpster.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Probably not because she's still married

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0