I like cheese. A lot. Don't get me wrong, I like other things too. A fine sipping whisky to take the edge off while teaching my twin 16yo daughters how to drive, LEGO of any sort (there's so many now!), dogs (like my whippet). What else, what else...stupid wordplay, effinbirds, witty insults, dark chocolate, modern warfare planes, tattoos, Battlebots, kind people, board games, and just general awesomeness. Here, have a Dad Hug. I believe in you, and I'm glad you're here.
You did a great job, and I'm super proud of you. If I had 3 hrs to clean that kitchen they'd be spend sobbing on the floor.
#17 I've seen this picture so many times and lolled. Today was the first time I saw the basketball net in the back omg
This is hilarious becuase this is usually my goto comment.
*shakes head* man, I don't even know where to start. Gov't legislature leads to bacteria-laden food, and now clorox-resistant bacteria. It's like fucking Evil Jumanji.
OMG I missed that! Wait, now I'm confused...
Liechtenstein has entered the chat.
Thank you!
Yeah the previous versions were a real boner-downer.
Aaaaand there go the broveries.
It's a legit thing.
I wish I could upvote this more. So many memorable quotes. But this was the best.
Nice.
pics or it didn't happen,
She look like she doin just fine. But I volunteer to check up on her. BRB...
OMG. You win the internet today sir/madam. #gotthatreference #ouststandinguseofreference
Hell yeah brother.
Whoor*
This is my daily commute, just without the cop.
Magestic boop for a magestic floof.
Oh, this looks gooood.
You win the a Internet today. Well written and I read it in his voice.
The pinata is a lie!
Nice.
Bots gonna bot.
Sorry for the paywall. Waiting for the smart people to show us how to override it.
Source?
This. The amount of energy it takes to smile, and not wring their neck, roll my eyes, or punch them in the throat, is sooooo draining.
This reply is gold.
Slinger city.
Thanks hoop.