Viscouse

339651 pts ยท July 10, 2013


I like cheese. A lot. Don't get me wrong, I like other things too. A fine sipping whisky to take the edge off while teaching my twin 16yo daughters how to drive, LEGO of any sort (there's so many now!), dogs (like my whippet). What else, what else...stupid wordplay, effinbirds, witty insults, dark chocolate, modern warfare planes, tattoos, Battlebots, kind people, board games, and just general awesomeness. Here, have a Dad Hug. I believe in you, and I'm glad you're here.

You did a great job, and I'm super proud of you. If I had 3 hrs to clean that kitchen they'd be spend sobbing on the floor.

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 I've seen this picture so many times and lolled. Today was the first time I saw the basketball net in the back omg

8 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is hilarious becuase this is usually my goto comment.

23 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

*shakes head* man, I don't even know where to start. Gov't legislature leads to bacteria-laden food, and now clorox-resistant bacteria. It's like fucking Evil Jumanji.

1 day ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

OMG I missed that! Wait, now I'm confused...

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Liechtenstein has entered the chat.

3 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

Yeah the previous versions were a real boner-downer.

3 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Aaaaand there go the broveries.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's a legit thing.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I wish I could upvote this more. So many memorable quotes. But this was the best.

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Nice.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

pics or it didn't happen,

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

She look like she doin just fine. But I volunteer to check up on her. BRB...

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

OMG. You win the internet today sir/madam. #gotthatreference #ouststandinguseofreference

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Hell yeah brother.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Whoor*

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

This is my daily commute, just without the cop.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Magestic boop for a magestic floof.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh, this looks gooood.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

You win the a Internet today. Well written and I read it in his voice.

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The pinata is a lie!

3 weeks ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Nice.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bots gonna bot.

3 weeks ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Sorry for the paywall. Waiting for the smart people to show us how to override it.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Source?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

This. The amount of energy it takes to smile, and not wring their neck, roll my eyes, or punch them in the throat, is sooooo draining.

4 weeks ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This reply is gold.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slinger city.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks hoop.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0