515 pts · June 19, 2014
Oh come on. “reporting for Snooty!”
I lol’d in this post more than I have all week. +1 well deserved.
Don’t send them to prison, lock them in an empty basement; only fair punishment is to let these sick cunts decay in their own bodily filth.
Those durian armguards must smell sooooo bad
Why are they all so blurry?
Mutt n Stuff
I coulda sworn Jesus said horde money and steal health insurance from the poor.
what are you, a science teacher in Idaho??
Ta ra ra boom-Dee-ay!
The butt
omg legit the best costumes I've ever seen. Almost makes me wanna get my lazy ass out of bed and drive to SLC. Almost.
It's cuz Ganondorf just broke into the temple of time.
Mingi Taw is the Kingdom of the Cloud #Sworcery
Yay! Congrats :D
Nah, I wash mine.
yeeee-ehp
Oy-chihuahua
Please excuse me I need to change my pants kthxbai.
Yes yes yes. It's my absolute favorite. Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.
I've showered like that since middle school bc I always felt half asleep in the morning and that jolt of cold water wakes me right ups
My personal favorite of his was: I gave you a chance to water the plants, but oh no, not that way, now zip up your pants.
Wait where's the chicken bake?! You can't do Costco food and not get a chicken bake! Or a berry smoothie for that matter ):|
What's Daniel Radcliffe doing in a pirate ship?
Til OP lives at Malfoy Manor
Harrison ford stapling the fedora to his forehead comes to mind. That's a true badass action hero right there.
OP is lying, June 25 7949 isn't vintage, that shit's hella in the future.
Isn't she lucky, this Hollywood dog? If there's nothin mission in her life then WHA DO THESE TEARS COME AG NIGHT?
A)fuck you and b)in retrospect I really was :P
No he was sneaking other people in and out of his house while I was there, and my house, and fucking people while I was one the phone w/ him
I kinda wish I could laugh at this but bc my ex did shit like this to me it's kind of fucking painful.
Oh come on. “reporting for Snooty!”
I lol’d in this post more than I have all week. +1 well deserved.
Don’t send them to prison, lock them in an empty basement; only fair punishment is to let these sick cunts decay in their own bodily filth.
Those durian armguards must smell sooooo bad
Why are they all so blurry?
Mutt n Stuff
I coulda sworn Jesus said horde money and steal health insurance from the poor.
what are you, a science teacher in Idaho??
Ta ra ra boom-Dee-ay!
The butt
omg legit the best costumes I've ever seen. Almost makes me wanna get my lazy ass out of bed and drive to SLC. Almost.
It's cuz Ganondorf just broke into the temple of time.
Mingi Taw is the Kingdom of the Cloud #Sworcery
Yay! Congrats :D
Nah, I wash mine.
yeeee-ehp
Oy-chihuahua
Please excuse me I need to change my pants kthxbai.
Yes yes yes. It's my absolute favorite. Liz Lemon is my spirit animal.
I've showered like that since middle school bc I always felt half asleep in the morning and that jolt of cold water wakes me right ups
My personal favorite of his was: I gave you a chance to water the plants, but oh no, not that way, now zip up your pants.
Wait where's the chicken bake?! You can't do Costco food and not get a chicken bake! Or a berry smoothie for that matter ):|
What's Daniel Radcliffe doing in a pirate ship?
Til OP lives at Malfoy Manor
Harrison ford stapling the fedora to his forehead comes to mind. That's a true badass action hero right there.
OP is lying, June 25 7949 isn't vintage, that shit's hella in the future.
Isn't she lucky, this Hollywood dog? If there's nothin mission in her life then WHA DO THESE TEARS COME AG NIGHT?
A)fuck you and b)in retrospect I really was :P
No he was sneaking other people in and out of his house while I was there, and my house, and fucking people while I was one the phone w/ him
I kinda wish I could laugh at this but bc my ex did shit like this to me it's kind of fucking painful.