Greetings! We are a couple (31m and 26f) that loves us some weed. We use it medicinally; me, for migraines, insomnia, and appetite issues; she, for anxiety and depression. We live in San Diego, but only I (the guy) am from here; my gf is from far northeast Maine. We created this account so we could have a place to put the stuff we think of that is funny while we are stoned. Upvotes, downvotes...we don't really care. Peace! Note: if our posts start with HIM or HER, we are just indicating which one of us is posting it.
Likewise, but it's become far too crowded and far too expensive for my taste.
Pace yourself and be patient.
much brave
Casual. Mine's at 64%
It ain't dark yet!
B-E-A-utiful
He looks like a nut sack.
With am embarrassing boner?
I always feel bad for the people with fancy luxury cars, but just couldn't scrape together the money for the model with blinkers.
HRW you ask if there's anything new she would like to have inserted into her butt tonight.
Two invisible dicks
I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.
That's more booze than I have drank in my lifetime, total.
Instigation at its best.
You and your friends might have a bit of a problem.
Expensive luxury human
All in all you're just another dick in the wall
Gonna need new tires soon.
He probably smoked ditch weed once and thinks it gives him credibility.
He's probably drop all that money, now.
Supremely lame.
There's a lot of grey area with this. Don't sweat it.
What's up, Cartman? Does your mom need to go get your shit bucket and some Hot Pockets for you?
Also, the New York Times can take their shitty list and shove it up their butts.
Gen X: born '65-early '80's. Gen Y: born mid-'80's-2004. Millennials: 2005 and later. Gen X represent!
Age hasn't been kind to Ryu.
Nope. Blood mist from his sphincter exploding.
South African PSL: Poverty Stricken Latte
I'd like for that man to have a family, and have a kid, then someone rape that kid, and watch as he tries to tell the kid they did wrong.
Shit! Wanna get a little closer to that column?!