WeOnlyPostWhenStoned

20591 pts ยท July 11, 2015


Greetings! We are a couple (31m and 26f) that loves us some weed. We use it medicinally; me, for migraines, insomnia, and appetite issues; she, for anxiety and depression. We live in San Diego, but only I (the guy) am from here; my gf is from far northeast Maine. We created this account so we could have a place to put the stuff we think of that is funny while we are stoned. Upvotes, downvotes...we don't really care. Peace! Note: if our posts start with HIM or HER, we are just indicating which one of us is posting it.

Likewise, but it's become far too crowded and far too expensive for my taste.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pace yourself and be patient.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

much brave

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Casual. Mine's at 64%

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It ain't dark yet!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B-E-A-utiful

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He looks like a nut sack.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With am embarrassing boner?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always feel bad for the people with fancy luxury cars, but just couldn't scrape together the money for the model with blinkers.

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

HRW you ask if there's anything new she would like to have inserted into her butt tonight.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Two invisible dicks

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I don't do drugs, though. Just weed.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's more booze than I have drank in my lifetime, total.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Instigation at its best.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You and your friends might have a bit of a problem.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Expensive luxury human

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

All in all you're just another dick in the wall

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Gonna need new tires soon.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He probably smoked ditch weed once and thinks it gives him credibility.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He's probably drop all that money, now.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Supremely lame.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

There's a lot of grey area with this. Don't sweat it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What's up, Cartman? Does your mom need to go get your shit bucket and some Hot Pockets for you?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, the New York Times can take their shitty list and shove it up their butts.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gen X: born '65-early '80's. Gen Y: born mid-'80's-2004. Millennials: 2005 and later. Gen X represent!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Age hasn't been kind to Ryu.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope. Blood mist from his sphincter exploding.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

South African PSL: Poverty Stricken Latte

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd like for that man to have a family, and have a kid, then someone rape that kid, and watch as he tries to tell the kid they did wrong.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shit! Wanna get a little closer to that column?!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1