Dammit Jessica...
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Morning Twitter Dump (50)-- some stuff I've retweeted.
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Got back a very opinionated dollar today from the grocery store
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Dump I've been holding in for like a year
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DAMN.
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Just spent at least 20 minutes flipping my room over looking for my Apple TV remote.
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The Adventures of Xanboy
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am frighten pls send help
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when the pizza comes in under 30 minutes
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MRW I'm at my job waiting tables and get a table full of high-school kids
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At work yesterday when I overhear a coworker ask who Harley Quinn is
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In honor of my second cake day, I present to you the second thing I ever favorited
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The Harbinger of Doom
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Smol C&H dump for your dump
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s o c o m e h o m e
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oh hallo
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MRW I walk into class and my professor has the Danger Zone music video playing on the projector.
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*one of these things is not like the others*
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MRW I go to an ice cream shop and they ask if I'd like to try any of their vegan options
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My moms candle looks shocked by his circumstances
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Stumbled across this gem today while.... uh.... doing research
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It's July 29th and it's time to get weird
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MRW my sons friend goes missing but I'm just trying to enjoy my chicken
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When people ask why I spend so much time reading comments instead of actually browsing
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MRW pay day finally rolls around after surviving on $20 for two weeks.
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