17801 pts · September 3, 2015
Sharks are only aggressive when you touch their private parts.
yeah, it’s also a joke.
Same I came here expecting an actual hippo covered in velvet. I️m trying not to be disappointed but I definitely am
Clearly he fucked that guy up
No
“It’s like someone just taught him the word indubitably and he just ran with it”
I 110% thought this was porn
FAITH +1
No you weren’t
Do you both have ears too? Cause if so y’all are 2 for 2
Fuckin gnarly i like it
Shhhhhhhh
And the redundancy award goes to....
The only good thing in that video is david hasselhoff
Yummy yummy bark
NOT TODAY BITCH
Maybe, I could also see that in The Longest Yard or Brooklyn-99 so idk
Well, it’s 100% his fault for coming to a complete stop on an active racetrack. The fuck did he think was gonna happen
It’s his character from “everybody hates chris”
I always hope it’s this version when I see that gif, and even when it’s not I’m confident that someone replied with this version
Right? I stick to the classic “Hello birth-giver”
It’s a good burger for it’s price point I’ll give ya that
They’re terrible
There’s a ton of in n outs in Texas especially in the Austin area and it’s fuckin trash food compared to whattaburger
Rugrats
The dude that runs this account came to my school (Texas State) for mass communications week and did a presentation about social media lol
Work is where I’ve met everyone I’ve ever dated lol, save for high school girlfriends
The apocalypse
I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this joke
Actually they’re all Christina Aguilera
yeah, it’s also a joke.
Same I came here expecting an actual hippo covered in velvet. I️m trying not to be disappointed but I definitely am
Clearly he fucked that guy up
No
“It’s like someone just taught him the word indubitably and he just ran with it”
I 110% thought this was porn
FAITH +1
No you weren’t
Do you both have ears too? Cause if so y’all are 2 for 2
Fuckin gnarly i like it
Shhhhhhhh
And the redundancy award goes to....
The only good thing in that video is david hasselhoff
Yummy yummy bark
NOT TODAY BITCH
Maybe, I could also see that in The Longest Yard or Brooklyn-99 so idk
Well, it’s 100% his fault for coming to a complete stop on an active racetrack. The fuck did he think was gonna happen
It’s his character from “everybody hates chris”
I always hope it’s this version when I see that gif, and even when it’s not I’m confident that someone replied with this version
Right? I stick to the classic “Hello birth-giver”
It’s a good burger for it’s price point I’ll give ya that
They’re terrible
There’s a ton of in n outs in Texas especially in the Austin area and it’s fuckin trash food compared to whattaburger
Rugrats
The dude that runs this account came to my school (Texas State) for mass communications week and did a presentation about social media lol
Work is where I’ve met everyone I’ve ever dated lol, save for high school girlfriends
The apocalypse
I can’t count how many times I’ve seen this joke
Actually they’re all Christina Aguilera