WildlifeAnalysis

1868 pts ยท March 12, 2014


when life gives you melons, make melonade

She slowly changed her mind over the years. Can't blame her.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

trust me, it was tempting

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

also Islay... not saying it's objectively bad but certainly requires an advanced or specific palette - give me a highland any day over that

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

this is my fan-tasy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fan-tastic

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

morning, is there coffee?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

just ignore him and he'll go away

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

gurl you want some mice cream?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

FREE counselling sessions: how to deal with asshole customers who think websites are made through the power of shouting

11 years ago | Likes 240 Dislikes 3

"I'm Scott Malkinson and I've got diabetes"

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

doesn't matter what you are, it's simple, you need to be both interesting and interested. if you lack one, you're either selfish or boring.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

there's something really desolate about them, strangely quite affecting!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

whatever you think of him, i will say this, he's definitely british

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

aw yeah, silly me for posting something that went up a year ago and had 58 points - i'm starting to hate this site

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

that look roughly translates to 'feed me and I'll go back to pretending I don't know who you are'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

good point

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he does go on to say that, but it's a little less pithy

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

if only I could churn back time

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'lol'

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

i think imgur thinks I think this is real - i don't know... is it really that offensive?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

that's amazing, thanks for that!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fucking great novels if Hemingway's anything to go by

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

when incest meets indie music

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you look like someone unwound a tape all over your head

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

her best days

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh snap! you got one of those snowboards that breaks into skis.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so that's why they haven't done another successful attack. that and the fact we can't take water onto a plane

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that is an ill-fitting bra

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0