Willofthewild

441 pts · October 13, 2015


Me at 5, dad always told me breakfast was to fuel up for the day. We thought we’d be nice and fuel up the lawnmower for him..with grits...

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The more I see stuff like this, the more Im reminded how our reality is lame AF

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn, she has legs all the way to her armpits!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t lie to me Uchiha, they have the Sharingan

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay okay we get, you’re like super rich

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As someone in the same boat, B hole pucker is now engaged

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sooo was anyone surprised at what happened?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Forget the facts, the animations are what makes this post so good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Agreed, I don’t feel sorry for him at all

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Luckily he weeded himself out before going outside the wire where he could have gotten other people killed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Forget the fueling method, let’s talk about those damn tires

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ok, ok that’s cool. Neat move. Oh shit he’s having a seizure

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Holy shell look at him scoot!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does this rook rike the face of mercy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean...30 million...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I’d love to see a Patterson Block representation!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Witchcraft, I say!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, what did you expect could happen?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah we see the mating ritual of the female LEO, her potential partner is responding favorably and just might indeed “fuck the police”

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could do that in America...once

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

More or less, minus the dot in the middle

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Hit him with the ol Texas Heart Shot

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The real question is, how the FUCK do you train a dog to do that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who is John Galt?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But but but but I have a gun! *sniff sniff*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just so happens I have one left at the house, I shall drink it in your honor sir/ma'am

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No...nope I didn't want to sleep tonight either

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

REDWALLLLLLLLLL!!!!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Absolute hot is more commonly known as the temperature of a fresh hot pocket

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*intrigued little doot*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0