342 pts · July 11, 2024
The egg is still half you. So you chose poorly picking your other half
So they'll be immortal?
Lesbians are the best of us
I think I would be more horrified by a hairless werewolf
I had a sneaking suspicion that I needed Beefy Velma in my life. Turns out I was 100% correct
Someone in the background using silverware like it's a Stomp production
#4 Are they playing Younglings?
*Flies into disco ball
#29 Because Thor is a gentleman
Personally I like my 2012 Prius set up. I can choose the temp and it will adjust to keep it there, but also there is a physical button to control everything
Tanya Harding them and a week later ask how they feel about wheelchair accessible bathrooms
Wore a leather one to the ren faire last year and had a downpour. Not a drop of water on my glasses which is the main thing I care about during a warm rain
#27 we make it with ham and call it ham roll-ups or frog eyes. Mix some garlic powder in the cream cheese and these are amazing 🤩🤩
A. They're cats B. They're cats
#22 Yeah they don't want to be put out of their work
#15 YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE TRY TO TAKE MY GIG? I'LL LAY YOU OUT FLAT!
#35 *Sad Orphan Crushing Machine noises*
#30 Wow a woman has the same shaped face throughout her whole life. What an inbred freak.
We couldn't use a water dish with the jug on the back because our German shepherd collie mix was terrified of the bubbles that would go up as she drank
#29 This might be reaching, but I thought the raccoon chef might be a reference to Everything Everywhere All at Once. Raccaooni style
Which is the guy on the subway giving him a weird look because he's laying on top of the handles or because he saw dragon peen through the coat?
I'd let him untangle me from a net any time 🥵
He keeps his collection very safe
#42 Okay but have you had a heavy person lay on top of you? The ultimate weighted blanket
It's a good Kirby drawing
I do this daily. It's called bother the cat time. They need their daily little kissy on their little forehead
#6 Ma'am is when she's in trouble and Madame is when I'm super serious about her being in trouble.
#11 No ramen?
Taped a plastic bottle cap over the power button on my computer after the cats stepped on it during a game one too many times
I accidentally roasted my mom as a little kid. I would nap resting my head on her arm especially on church. She was overweight for a long time. So one day I said very proudly " I love napping on you you're so soft like a pillow!" Luckily she has a great sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.
The egg is still half you. So you chose poorly picking your other half
So they'll be immortal?
Lesbians are the best of us
I think I would be more horrified by a hairless werewolf
I had a sneaking suspicion that I needed Beefy Velma in my life. Turns out I was 100% correct
Someone in the background using silverware like it's a Stomp production
#4 Are they playing Younglings?
*Flies into disco ball
#29 Because Thor is a gentleman
Personally I like my 2012 Prius set up. I can choose the temp and it will adjust to keep it there, but also there is a physical button to control everything
Tanya Harding them and a week later ask how they feel about wheelchair accessible bathrooms
Wore a leather one to the ren faire last year and had a downpour. Not a drop of water on my glasses which is the main thing I care about during a warm rain
#27 we make it with ham and call it ham roll-ups or frog eyes. Mix some garlic powder in the cream cheese and these are amazing 🤩🤩
A. They're cats B. They're cats
#22 Yeah they don't want to be put out of their work
#15 YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE TRY TO TAKE MY GIG? I'LL LAY YOU OUT FLAT!
#35 *Sad Orphan Crushing Machine noises*
#30 Wow a woman has the same shaped face throughout her whole life. What an inbred freak.
We couldn't use a water dish with the jug on the back because our German shepherd collie mix was terrified of the bubbles that would go up as she drank
#29 This might be reaching, but I thought the raccoon chef might be a reference to Everything Everywhere All at Once. Raccaooni style
Which is the guy on the subway giving him a weird look because he's laying on top of the handles or because he saw dragon peen through the coat?
I'd let him untangle me from a net any time 🥵
He keeps his collection very safe
#42 Okay but have you had a heavy person lay on top of you? The ultimate weighted blanket
It's a good Kirby drawing
I do this daily. It's called bother the cat time. They need their daily little kissy on their little forehead
#6 Ma'am is when she's in trouble and Madame is when I'm super serious about her being in trouble.
#11 No ramen?
Taped a plastic bottle cap over the power button on my computer after the cats stepped on it during a game one too many times
I accidentally roasted my mom as a little kid. I would nap resting my head on her arm especially on church. She was overweight for a long time. So one day I said very proudly " I love napping on you you're so soft like a pillow!" Luckily she has a great sense of humor and thought it was hilarious.