Xaphrin

1110 pts ยท October 10, 2013


I am relatively human... I suppose.

A teleportation pad

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I signed in just to upvote this.

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Huzzah!

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Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.

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Need a meme? Why not Zoidberg?

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I was pretty sure it was "Yunz"

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The mothers are all super excited, but the look an the dad's face says "I know I'm helping my kid... but I feel like an idiot."

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When handling hot pussy, be sure to use the correct utensils.

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Never underestimate the lengths a man will go to in order to impress a sexual interest.

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Who are you again?

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Lucky you.

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IGN had the kindness to remind me this morning.

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WOOOOMB!!!!

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aaaaaand..... nightmares.

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27 and giggling like a fangirl.

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This is uncomfortably horrifying.

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Germany!! Even though your food sucks, I'm still glad we're friends!

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Feed me, Seymour, feed me now.

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PASTAAAAAAAAA~~~~~

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I received a kitten ten years ago, and yes, she did in fact grow up to be the DEVIL.

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I once used something similar to this before and had a Billy Shakes Insult-Off in AP Lit class. You Dank Foot-Licker, You.

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Cheesy Poofs Cosplay.

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And then: REALITY.

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What's with the Friday Feels?

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Must be Thursday, I could never get a hang of Thursdays.

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I'm more surprised a KK still exists in GR.

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Approved.

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From Kalamazoo: I CAN CONFIRM THIS IS TRUE also... SNOWY ASS BULLSHIT.

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You will love it. Trust me, I come from the internet.

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And I don't like sports but I still have to hear it preached around the water cooler. People talk about things around other people.

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